I am the very model of a Scientist Salarian
I've studied species turian, asari and batarian.
I'm quite good at genetics (as a subset of biology)
Because I am an expert (which I know is a tautology)
I'm also quite familiar, too, with matters dealing medicine.
I'll diagnose and treat the galaxy's most sickly quarian.
I've cured most deadly plagues that bring populations to their knees....
....to their knees...bees, sees, fees...Got it!
And I've learned to greatly limit the average amount of fertile Krogan seeds!
And he's learned to greatly limit the average amount of fertile Krogan seeds!
And he's learned to greatly limit the average amount of fertile Krogan seeds!
And he's learned to greatly limit the average amount of fertile Krogan-ogan seeds!
My xenoscience studies range from urban to agrarian,
Tuchanka, Illium, Omega, and those far more alien.
In short, in matters turian, asari, and batarian.
I am the very model of a scientist salarian.
In short, in matters turian, asari, and batarian,
He is the very model of a scientist salarian!
I know the numerous details of several species' chemistry,
From elcor to the volus, from evolution to anatomy,
Krogan reproduction, and the dextro-amino acid strains,
Of which turians and quarians form their cells and organs, bones and veins.
Humans are unique with their wide array of gene diversity,
My research of Collector technology shook society,
About beings' reaction to stress, my knowledge remains precise,
Those seeking support in intercourse, I can offer my advice.
Those seeking support in intercourse, he can offer his advice!
Those seeking support in intercourse, he can offer his advice!
Those seeking support in intercourse, he can offer his ad-his advice!
This vast supply of knowledge covers every living sapient.
My brilliant hardened mind is virtually omniscient.
In short, in matters turian, asari, and batarian,
I am the very model of a scientist salarian.
In short, in matters turian, asari, and batarian,
He is the very model of a scientist salarian!
Beyond scientific expertise, I've also skills in combat,
Killed people, once with farm equipment, many other violent acts.
One probably wouldn't tell from my exterior appearance.
In fact I'm quite familiar in subjects involving ordnance.
Though I've no trouble eliminating those I see as dangerous,
I can't deny that things I do are considered to be heartless,
Ethics and morals in the past have proven somewhat conflicted....
...conflicted, that's tricky...how about...
But know it's for learning, growth, not death, for which I am addicted!
But know it's for learning, growth, not death, for which he addicted!
But know it's for learning, growth, not death, for which he is addicted!
But know it's for learning, growth, not death, for which he is addict-addicted!
With my military past, I'll put a bullet in your head with ease.
I've disposed of ruffians almost as frequently as disease.
But still, in matters turian, asari, and batarian
I am the very model of a scientist salarian!
But still, in matters turian, asari, and batarian,
He is the very model of a scientist salarian!
(p.s. Legion was a bro why bioware why.)
Old Timey Drama Hour Submission Thread
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blackcomet1224
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Re: Old Timey Drama Hour Submission Thread
Ill take an army of clone troopers over storm troopers anyday, because one can aim and the other can not. Also i like t shape visors.
Re: Old Timey Drama Hour Submission Thread
“He was a living legend; the embodiment of myth and folklore; a figure that transcended history. Yet all he saw staring back at him was an ordinary man who hadn’t slept in three nights”
From Star Wars The Old Republic Reven
From Star Wars The Old Republic Reven
Re: Old Timey Drama Hour Submission Thread
It was the dawn of the third age of mankind, ten years after the Earth/Minbari war. The Babylon Project was a dream given form. Its goal, to prevent another war by creating a place where humans and aliens could work out their differences peacefully. It's a port of call - home away from home for diplomats, hustlers, entrepreneurs, and wanderers. Humans and aliens wrapped in two million, five hundred thousand tons of spinning metal, all alone in the night. It can be a dangerous place, but it's our last best hope for peace. This is the story of the last of the Babylon stations. The year is 2258.
The name of the place is Babylon 5.
The name of the place is Babylon 5.
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Arbiter GUNDAM
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Re: Old Timey Drama Hour Submission Thread
OK, here's mine.
"Hey! How's your-ugh, these pretzels suck-how's your day been buddy? We haven't talked much since I left you for dead. My day? Been pretty good. Just bought a pony made of diamonds. 'Cause I'm rich. So yeah, that's cool. I been wracking my brains trying to come up with a name for this diamond pony. I was gonna call it Piss For Brains, in honor of you, but that just felt immature. Hey, what about... Butt-Stallion? Butt-Stallion says hello.
I should clarify, that diamond horse I've been telling you about? It's not a sculpture or anything. It's a living horse made out of diamond!"
"Hey! How's your-ugh, these pretzels suck-how's your day been buddy? We haven't talked much since I left you for dead. My day? Been pretty good. Just bought a pony made of diamonds. 'Cause I'm rich. So yeah, that's cool. I been wracking my brains trying to come up with a name for this diamond pony. I was gonna call it Piss For Brains, in honor of you, but that just felt immature. Hey, what about... Butt-Stallion? Butt-Stallion says hello.
I should clarify, that diamond horse I've been telling you about? It's not a sculpture or anything. It's a living horse made out of diamond!"
I can fly if I ride the wind! Gori gori!
--Freyja Wion
--Freyja Wion
Re: Old Timey Drama Hour Submission Thread
Out of the darkness a hero rises,
A man who fights against mediocrity,
Sending optimists and delusionals into a fright,
The Batman to Jabman's Joker,
The hero MAHQ doesn't deserve but the one it needs,
With the help of his master and lord Sir Bay,
The silencer of Trolls,
The man in the can himself,
His name is Neo; The Destroyer of Destiny,
Hopers and Dreamers beware,
Your hour has come.
A man who fights against mediocrity,
Sending optimists and delusionals into a fright,
The Batman to Jabman's Joker,
The hero MAHQ doesn't deserve but the one it needs,
With the help of his master and lord Sir Bay,
The silencer of Trolls,
The man in the can himself,
His name is Neo; The Destroyer of Destiny,
Hopers and Dreamers beware,
Your hour has come.
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GloryToTheSeanchan
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Re: Old Timey Drama Hour Submission Thread
I've got two:
1) Well, I'm the best corner in the game. When you try me with a sorry receiver like Crabtree that's the result your gonna get. Don't you EVER talk about me.
Crabtree, don't you open your mouth about the best. Or I'm ma shut it for you real quick. L.O.B.
2) This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"...and I'll whisper "no"
1) Well, I'm the best corner in the game. When you try me with a sorry receiver like Crabtree that's the result your gonna get. Don't you EVER talk about me.
Crabtree, don't you open your mouth about the best. Or I'm ma shut it for you real quick. L.O.B.
2) This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"...and I'll whisper "no"
And the Ever Victorious Army!
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Meister_Randall
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Re: Old Timey Drama Hour Submission Thread
20:00 GMT has passed. How is everyone spending this memorable New Year’s Eve? For tonight marks the end of an old age, and the beginning of a new. The era named after the most famous person in history, the Age of Christ, will end in four hours.....Goodbye, Anno Domini. Hello, Universal Century--!
--Edited for length (as the rules state).
--Edited for length (as the rules state).
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zero_the_masked_knight
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Re: Old Timey Drama Hour Submission Thread
Long ago in a distant land,
I,AKU, The shape shifting master of darkness, unleashed an UNSPEAKABLE EVIL.
But, a FOOLISH samurai Warrior WIELDING a magic sword stepped forth to OPPOSE me.
Before the final blow was struck, I TORE open a portal in time, and FLUNG him into the Future, where my Evil is LAW.
Now the fool seeks to return to the past and UNDO the future that is AKU.
I,AKU, The shape shifting master of darkness, unleashed an UNSPEAKABLE EVIL.
But, a FOOLISH samurai Warrior WIELDING a magic sword stepped forth to OPPOSE me.
Before the final blow was struck, I TORE open a portal in time, and FLUNG him into the Future, where my Evil is LAW.
Now the fool seeks to return to the past and UNDO the future that is AKU.
Seeing people for who they are; not who you think they are, not what you want them to be. Seeing someone unconditionally, without paranoia, without prejudice, without stereotypes, without fear...That's what "love" is.
"Love" is looking into a person's eyes and seeing a soul.
"Love" is looking into a person's eyes and seeing a soul.
Re: Old Timey Drama Hour Submission Thread
Mega City 1. 800 million people living in the ruin of the old world, and the mega structures of the new one.
Only one thing fighting for order in the chaos. The Men and women of the hall of justice.
Juries. Executioners. Judges!
(Taken from Dredd)
Only one thing fighting for order in the chaos. The Men and women of the hall of justice.
Juries. Executioners. Judges!
(Taken from Dredd)
Re: Old Timey Drama Hour Submission Thread
It found a voice.
Now it needs a body.
Manga Entertainment presents: Ghost in the Shell.
From the producers of Akira, comes a new breed of animation.
Science Fiction that takes you on a ride beyond the boundaries of cyber reality.
You'll never trust computers again...
Now it needs a body.
Manga Entertainment presents: Ghost in the Shell.
From the producers of Akira, comes a new breed of animation.
Science Fiction that takes you on a ride beyond the boundaries of cyber reality.
You'll never trust computers again...
Re: Old Timey Drama Hour Submission Thread
What mysteries will the Brain Bug reveal. Federal scientists are working around the clock to probe its secrets.
Once we understand the bug, we will defeat it.
We have the ships. We have the weapons. We need soldiers.
Soldiers like Lieutenant Stack Lumbreiser...and Captain Carmen Ibanez.
Soldiers like Private Ace Levy and Lieutenant John Rico.
We need you all. Service guarantees citizenship.
Once we understand the bug, we will defeat it.
We have the ships. We have the weapons. We need soldiers.
Soldiers like Lieutenant Stack Lumbreiser...and Captain Carmen Ibanez.
Soldiers like Private Ace Levy and Lieutenant John Rico.
We need you all. Service guarantees citizenship.
Re: Old Timey Drama Hour Submission Thread
(Again since Chris asked for it here's "Commander Shepard" song by Miracle of Sound:)
http://youtu.be/HiRDJLcYua0
From Omega to Mars
From the Council to the seediest bars
From the reaches of space
To the pillars of Asari grace
There are battle-worn batarians lacking in humility
Turians a braggin' bout their reach and flexibility
The clutter of the cities spreads to the loneliest stars
But no matter what scars you bear
Whatever uniform you wear
You can fight like a Krogan, run like a leopard
But you'll never be better than Commander Shepard
In the Citadel's halls
Inside the shining walls
Hear the stories from Earth
Fighters try to prove their worth
Salarian science smothered in idiom
About as stimulating as scanning for iridium
But one tale holds every mind enthralled
Cos no matter what scars you bear
Whatever uniform you wear
You can fight like a Krogan, run like a leaopard
But you'll never be better than Commander Shepard
COMMANDER SHEPARD!
Cos no matter what scars you bear
Whatever uniform you wear
You can fight like a Krogan, run like a leaopard
But you'll never be better than Commander Shepard
Never be better than Commander Shepard
http://youtu.be/HiRDJLcYua0
From Omega to Mars
From the Council to the seediest bars
From the reaches of space
To the pillars of Asari grace
There are battle-worn batarians lacking in humility
Turians a braggin' bout their reach and flexibility
The clutter of the cities spreads to the loneliest stars
But no matter what scars you bear
Whatever uniform you wear
You can fight like a Krogan, run like a leopard
But you'll never be better than Commander Shepard
In the Citadel's halls
Inside the shining walls
Hear the stories from Earth
Fighters try to prove their worth
Salarian science smothered in idiom
About as stimulating as scanning for iridium
But one tale holds every mind enthralled
Cos no matter what scars you bear
Whatever uniform you wear
You can fight like a Krogan, run like a leaopard
But you'll never be better than Commander Shepard
COMMANDER SHEPARD!
Cos no matter what scars you bear
Whatever uniform you wear
You can fight like a Krogan, run like a leaopard
But you'll never be better than Commander Shepard
Never be better than Commander Shepard
Re: Old Timey Drama Hour Submission Thread
(In case I got the last song wrong here's another one: "We Are One" by JT Machinima)
http://youtu.be/oC6S4ZE0FKo
They call me Commander Shephard
I mess up geth whenever they get together
Uh, no you never can escape a Spectre
And you can't get better than my kill/death record
Cuz I died once, won't happen twice
Thanks Cerberus, now get a life
This war ain't just about humans
I'm tryna keep the galaxy from going to ruins
Doesn't matter what planet you're from,
Cuz it will not last for long
We must attack when they come back from black space
Or the Reapers will have won
I have a passion that burns on
Earth is a world I can't turn on
Matter of fact I will protect all with the mass effect that's in my palm, WHAT
CHORUS:
You know I'll always be by your side (I'm never leavin' you)
And when the chips are down, we'll survive (We're gonna make it through)
Looks like the Reapers finally found (I think they met their match)
The ones who'll never go down (We're never goin' down)
It's time to set our backgrounds aside (So just forget about)
And the galaxy shall unite (We fight together now)
Then we'll burn as bright as the sun (We're burnin' bright)
To show 'em we are one
Uh, Tali and Garrus,
Robots don't mess with us
Dropkickin' drones, headshottin' husks
Even Reapers think that we're dangerous
So you really think that you can take us down?
Well you're gonna die quick if you hang around
Because I eat Collectors every day for lunch
With some Krogan soup, no offense Grunt
And when the sun sets in the west
I swear it'll rise again
Children of Earth, you can depend
On every man and turian
We're gonna take on this deadly infection
With a stock supply of every heavy weapon
From the Firestorm to the Arc Projector
I'm the intergalactic space protector
For every friend I've lost,
I'll make ten Reapers pay
And double that for every enemy that's in my way
It's on my shoulders now
It's time to make stand
Now planet Earth you need a savior
Let me be your man
CHORUS:
You know I'll always be by your side (I'm never leavin' you)
And when the chips are down, we'll survive (We're gonna make it through)
Looks like the Reapers finally found (I think they met their match)
The ones who'll never go down (We're never goin' down)
It's time to set our backgrounds aside (So just forget about)
And the galaxy shall unite (We fight together now)
Then we'll burn as bright as the sun (We're burnin' bright)
To show 'em we are one
I've lost a lotta men,
And I've seen their broken hearts
Now we're all lookin' for revenge,
Because this is where it starts
Every 50,000 years,
You annihilate every form of life
We will not be the ones that take it easy
Cuz we won't go silent without a fight
Now take a good look at the planet
That you're landin' on
Cuz we're the ones
That will be standin' by the time you're gone
Every choice that I've made is gonna effect me somehow
Now Ashley Williams is back? Damn, this is awkward as hell
But I got this far and I haven't had a break
And the human-reaper was a piece of cake
Even Saren Arterius got the axe
When I fried his brain and kicked Sovereign's ass
So Council listen up, I got a favor to ask
Send out your strongest representatives, I'll take nothin' less
Because I've dealt with these göddamn machines
So freakin' long it's a damn routine
It's an all-out war for the galaxy
No time to run, nevermind to sleep
I will not back down or accept defeat
Until they run out of batteries
So don't panic when you see the Reaper fleet
Because in outer space, no one hears you scream
I always knew that I was born to do something great
Except this ain't Bioshock, cuz I'm a man, not a slave
You ugly Reapers ain't controllin' my mind
You might've pulled that stunt before but you will not this time
CHORUS:
You know I'll always be by your side (I'm never leavin' you)
And when the chips are down, we'll survive (We're gonna make it through)
Looks like the Reapers finally found (I think they met their match)
The ones who'll never go down (We're never goin' down)
It's time to set our backgrounds aside (So just forget about)
And the galaxy shall unite (We fight together now)
Then we'll burn as bright as the sun (We're burnin' bright)
To show 'em we are one
http://youtu.be/oC6S4ZE0FKo
They call me Commander Shephard
I mess up geth whenever they get together
Uh, no you never can escape a Spectre
And you can't get better than my kill/death record
Cuz I died once, won't happen twice
Thanks Cerberus, now get a life
This war ain't just about humans
I'm tryna keep the galaxy from going to ruins
Doesn't matter what planet you're from,
Cuz it will not last for long
We must attack when they come back from black space
Or the Reapers will have won
I have a passion that burns on
Earth is a world I can't turn on
Matter of fact I will protect all with the mass effect that's in my palm, WHAT
CHORUS:
You know I'll always be by your side (I'm never leavin' you)
And when the chips are down, we'll survive (We're gonna make it through)
Looks like the Reapers finally found (I think they met their match)
The ones who'll never go down (We're never goin' down)
It's time to set our backgrounds aside (So just forget about)
And the galaxy shall unite (We fight together now)
Then we'll burn as bright as the sun (We're burnin' bright)
To show 'em we are one
Uh, Tali and Garrus,
Robots don't mess with us
Dropkickin' drones, headshottin' husks
Even Reapers think that we're dangerous
So you really think that you can take us down?
Well you're gonna die quick if you hang around
Because I eat Collectors every day for lunch
With some Krogan soup, no offense Grunt
And when the sun sets in the west
I swear it'll rise again
Children of Earth, you can depend
On every man and turian
We're gonna take on this deadly infection
With a stock supply of every heavy weapon
From the Firestorm to the Arc Projector
I'm the intergalactic space protector
For every friend I've lost,
I'll make ten Reapers pay
And double that for every enemy that's in my way
It's on my shoulders now
It's time to make stand
Now planet Earth you need a savior
Let me be your man
CHORUS:
You know I'll always be by your side (I'm never leavin' you)
And when the chips are down, we'll survive (We're gonna make it through)
Looks like the Reapers finally found (I think they met their match)
The ones who'll never go down (We're never goin' down)
It's time to set our backgrounds aside (So just forget about)
And the galaxy shall unite (We fight together now)
Then we'll burn as bright as the sun (We're burnin' bright)
To show 'em we are one
I've lost a lotta men,
And I've seen their broken hearts
Now we're all lookin' for revenge,
Because this is where it starts
Every 50,000 years,
You annihilate every form of life
We will not be the ones that take it easy
Cuz we won't go silent without a fight
Now take a good look at the planet
That you're landin' on
Cuz we're the ones
That will be standin' by the time you're gone
Every choice that I've made is gonna effect me somehow
Now Ashley Williams is back? Damn, this is awkward as hell
But I got this far and I haven't had a break
And the human-reaper was a piece of cake
Even Saren Arterius got the axe
When I fried his brain and kicked Sovereign's ass
So Council listen up, I got a favor to ask
Send out your strongest representatives, I'll take nothin' less
Because I've dealt with these göddamn machines
So freakin' long it's a damn routine
It's an all-out war for the galaxy
No time to run, nevermind to sleep
I will not back down or accept defeat
Until they run out of batteries
So don't panic when you see the Reaper fleet
Because in outer space, no one hears you scream
I always knew that I was born to do something great
Except this ain't Bioshock, cuz I'm a man, not a slave
You ugly Reapers ain't controllin' my mind
You might've pulled that stunt before but you will not this time
CHORUS:
You know I'll always be by your side (I'm never leavin' you)
And when the chips are down, we'll survive (We're gonna make it through)
Looks like the Reapers finally found (I think they met their match)
The ones who'll never go down (We're never goin' down)
It's time to set our backgrounds aside (So just forget about)
And the galaxy shall unite (We fight together now)
Then we'll burn as bright as the sun (We're burnin' bright)
To show 'em we are one
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The Loser Villain
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- Joined: Wed Feb 27, 2008 2:10 am
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Re: Old Timey Drama Hour Submission Thread
"To be, or not to be, that is the question." Tune in tonight to find out which one Hamlet will choose in William Shakespeare's Hamlet in our final instalment: "The Undiscovered Country, or Murder murder everywhere, with a drop drink." Will the potent poison take its effect?!
"Kamille, if it wasn't for you...." Jerid's last words
"You bastard... You don't get it! I'm... I'm special! I'm famous! I'm the king of mock battles!" Patrick
"You bastard... You don't get it! I'm... I'm special! I'm famous! I'm the king of mock battles!" Patrick
Re: Old Timey Drama Hour Submission Thread
It's The Legend of Zelda and it's really rad,
Those creatures from Ganon are pretty bad,
Octoroks and Tektites,
Leavers too,
But with your help our hero pulls through,
Yeah go Link go,
Get Zelda
Those creatures from Ganon are pretty bad,
Octoroks and Tektites,
Leavers too,
But with your help our hero pulls through,
Yeah go Link go,
Get Zelda
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PHILLYgundamnFAN
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- Joined: Thu Dec 01, 2011 12:41 pm
Re: Old Timey Drama Hour Submission Thread
A classic song for a classic ride
There's a great big beautiful tomorrow
Shining at the end of every day
There's a great big beautiful tomorrow
And tomorrow's just a dream away
Man has a dream and that's the start
He follows his dream with mind and heart
And when it becomes a reality
It's a dream come true for you and me
So there's a great big beautiful tomorrow
Shining at the end of every day
There's a great big beautiful tomorrow
Just a dream away
There's a great big beautiful tomorrow
Shining at the end of every day
There's a great big beautiful tomorrow
And tomorrow's just a dream away
Man has a dream and that's the start
He follows his dream with mind and heart
And when it becomes a reality
It's a dream come true for you and me
So there's a great big beautiful tomorrow
Shining at the end of every day
There's a great big beautiful tomorrow
Just a dream away
"To my only desire...The Beast of Possibility...The Symbol of Hope..."
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YokozunaBulldozer
- Posts: 692
- Joined: Fri Nov 18, 2011 4:52 pm
Re: Old Timey Drama Hour Submission Thread
<Sunrise Happy Go Lucky Merchandising Funtime>
Does your self defense class feel worthless and hopeless like the intro of a 1990's PG rated sports movie?
Do you want to be lethal like Riggs and Murtaugh?
Well fear no more naive and gullible listener!
The Obari Masami School Of Bravery, or TOMSOB will make you the King of Braves!
Our swordfighting classes will teach you how to be epic-looking with two-handed swords, polearms, brooms, cooking utensils, sports equipment, and even not safe for work-looking oddities you most likely bought from the internet after being hammered from a bachelor's party thinking it will go very well with your popped-collar shirt.
Our instructors are always there to help you, and call now to get your own montage music video made so that you may buff up your street cred on the net!
The Obari Masami School Of Bravery, Mo Bravery Mo Problems!
Does your self defense class feel worthless and hopeless like the intro of a 1990's PG rated sports movie?
Do you want to be lethal like Riggs and Murtaugh?
Well fear no more naive and gullible listener!
The Obari Masami School Of Bravery, or TOMSOB will make you the King of Braves!
Our swordfighting classes will teach you how to be epic-looking with two-handed swords, polearms, brooms, cooking utensils, sports equipment, and even not safe for work-looking oddities you most likely bought from the internet after being hammered from a bachelor's party thinking it will go very well with your popped-collar shirt.
Our instructors are always there to help you, and call now to get your own montage music video made so that you may buff up your street cred on the net!
The Obari Masami School Of Bravery, Mo Bravery Mo Problems!
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SIXSHOT HAS NO GAME AGAINST SEVEN CHANGER
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blackcomet1224
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Re: Old Timey Drama Hour Submission Thread
My brave and loyal Zeon soldiers! I'm pleased to report that the Solar Ray has reduced half the Federation forces to stardust. This brilliant light is proof that Zeon's justice is served. With the massive damage incurred, any battle strength the Federation Forces may have left will be of no consequence. In other words: what remains of them is little more than debris. It is with confidence that I hereby declare it impossible for this weak host of enemies to force its way past A Baoa Qu. There is no other way for mankind to last forever, except by living under the direct control of "we", "the chosen, superior race of Zeon". If this war drags on, it will pose a serious threat to all of mankind. We must teach those slow-witted people of the Earth Federation a lesson they will always remember. Now is the time for mankind to stand up for the future! HAIL ZEON!
Ill take an army of clone troopers over storm troopers anyday, because one can aim and the other can not. Also i like t shape visors.
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Robolizard222
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Re: Old Timey Drama Hour Submission Thread
(SBR see if you can add the background music)
Zoom zoom, zoom zoom
My boyfriend is a pilot
In a flash, he takes a nosedive
He revs his engine and zooms up on "Go!"
with a long vapor trail coming out like a tail.
Two hearts come together
to make a love sign in the great blue sky
I Love You
You love me?
But my Boyfriend is, more than me,
In love with his plane.
Zoom zoom, zoom zoom
My boyfriend is a pilot
Zoom zoom, zoom zoom
My boyfriend is a pilot
In a flash, he takes a nosedive
He revs his engine and zooms up on "Go!"
with a long vapor trail coming out like a tail.
Two hearts come together
to make a love sign in the great blue sky
I Love You
You love me?
But my Boyfriend is, more than me,
In love with his plane.
Zoom zoom, zoom zoom
My boyfriend is a pilot
People ask me if I'm a cat or a dog person. I'm actually a dog person. They taste better.
Re: Old Timey Drama Hour Submission Thread
You wanna know how I got these scars? My father, was a drinker, and a fiend. And one night, he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me and says, "Why so serious?" Comes at me with the knife. "WHY SO SERIOUS?" He sticks the blade in my mouth... "Let's put a smile on that face." And... why so serious?