-Mess Hall
"Whats wrong with being called a pervert since I been called tones of names, so lets add on to mines peeping tom, porn-monger, thief, cheater, ****ing cheater, perv, perv-king, I can keep on going I think I have been called more over a million things and I only lived for eighteen years" said Hector turning his head to Michael.
"Tis teh curse of being me, to forever live teh cruel fate of a perverted soldier who has too much free time and too many admirers" said Hector standing and taking a stupid stance out of true boredom.
"At las it is also a cruel fate that I forgot my next line of words that would serenade the heart of the ever so beautiful Chara" said Hector with exaggerated movements and laughing to how stupid he looks doing it. "Oh well always another time if I ever see you" said Julian with a bored tone throwing his legs up on the table he is sitting on.
"Hey Bossman remember you should conduct this meeting before my A.D.D. kicks in" said Hector looking at his watch "plus you got ten mintutes before my mandated nap time" said the ever so childish Hector with a long yawn.
Then he heard Micheal say something turning back Hector had a bored look on his face. "Aww man no one wants to see your nipple ring or those scars after all there could be worst things you could be like me" joked the ever bored hector sitting a little to comfortable.
PHASE 1: One Last Hurrah (Granzi Team)
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Josh raised an eyebrow when he Michael appeared to be going for a strip tease? Then just showed his scars. The things you learn about people towards the end of a campaign.
The scars honestly disgusted Josh. Not because they were scars, but because they were the results of atrocities committed during a bloody war. He was lucky to have been relatively removed from such occurances in his lifetime until joining the military. Blessed with luck indeed.
"Well, I'd start the team meeting, but we're not exactly in the best place to conduct it. We seem to be missing a member too. I'd prefer if everyone was present," he says. He too checked the time. They couldn't wait forever.
The scars honestly disgusted Josh. Not because they were scars, but because they were the results of atrocities committed during a bloody war. He was lucky to have been relatively removed from such occurances in his lifetime until joining the military. Blessed with luck indeed.
"Well, I'd start the team meeting, but we're not exactly in the best place to conduct it. We seem to be missing a member too. I'd prefer if everyone was present," he says. He too checked the time. They couldn't wait forever.
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"I apologize for the sight, but better to show you what can happen if you get what you wish for before you find out the hard way, Josh. It was my first assignment, and I wanted action," Michael said somewhat bitterly as he continued reading in peace, ignoring Hector's snobby comments.
"But, I agree with you. Someone should go and find our missing pilot. I would like to get this meeting over and done with."
"But, I agree with you. Someone should go and find our missing pilot. I would like to get this meeting over and done with."
"That's the problem with plutonium, Craven; it's limited in its application. It's not user-friendly. But as a vehicle for regaining one's self-respect; oh, it's got a lot going for it!"
- Darius Jedburgh, Edge of Darkness, Episode 6, Fusion
- Darius Jedburgh, Edge of Darkness, Episode 6, Fusion
--Helga--
"Ahh my sweet beauty where have you been all these months, all I have to deal with is that meanie Winry she picks on me, but a cutie like you is here to save me!"
"Oh?" Carrah responds. Oh, this is the guy that wanks to that trash. Doesn't matter much to Carrah, as she thinks this guy is just a kid wanting to start trouble, so she just gives a curt smile in Hector's direction. She just waved off Josh's apologies for the guy, and continued to wait.
Of course, the longer they waited, the more oddities occured. Debates on who's odd (as if that's a bragging point), the meaning of meaningless 'ace' nicknames, and escalations into taking off clothes, and more hopeless one-liners that guarantee to not get into someone's pants.
"Ahem." Carrah interjects, "On second thought, Josh, why don't you start us off with the debriefing now? Also, I've turned on the communications to Cynthia to see if the commander will have to say something that is of importance to us... I will deal with our missing man problem personally, after." She had to do it---who knows what weirdness would have been occuring if they wait for another five or ten minutes?
"Ahh my sweet beauty where have you been all these months, all I have to deal with is that meanie Winry she picks on me, but a cutie like you is here to save me!"
"Oh?" Carrah responds. Oh, this is the guy that wanks to that trash. Doesn't matter much to Carrah, as she thinks this guy is just a kid wanting to start trouble, so she just gives a curt smile in Hector's direction. She just waved off Josh's apologies for the guy, and continued to wait.
Of course, the longer they waited, the more oddities occured. Debates on who's odd (as if that's a bragging point), the meaning of meaningless 'ace' nicknames, and escalations into taking off clothes, and more hopeless one-liners that guarantee to not get into someone's pants.
"Ahem." Carrah interjects, "On second thought, Josh, why don't you start us off with the debriefing now? Also, I've turned on the communications to Cynthia to see if the commander will have to say something that is of importance to us... I will deal with our missing man problem personally, after." She had to do it---who knows what weirdness would have been occuring if they wait for another five or ten minutes?
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"Then let's head over to the conference room where I can set up some displays," Josh says, standing up from his seat. Carrah's urging helped him get the message.
"I'll meet you guys there. I have a disk full of debrief stuff in my quarters we should've covered awhile ago."
"I'll meet you guys there. I have a disk full of debrief stuff in my quarters we should've covered awhile ago."
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"Sounds like a good idea. It was starting to get stuffy in here; the mess hall now reeks of overinflated ego and vile humor, all due respect," Michael curtly said, referencing to Carrah and Hector as he stood up, jacket and book in hand, and began to make his way to the conference room by way of a peaceful walk. Those cold greyish blue eyes of his still revealed nothing.
"That's the problem with plutonium, Craven; it's limited in its application. It's not user-friendly. But as a vehicle for regaining one's self-respect; oh, it's got a lot going for it!"
- Darius Jedburgh, Edge of Darkness, Episode 6, Fusion
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"There is no ego just games, endless endless games to keep me occupied, for the vile humor I blame society"
"Go on without me I be up in a minute I promise not to be late this time" said Hector waiting till Josh was out before letting his eyelids fall. 'Five minutes late wont kill anybody' was his thought as he let a peaceful smile and fell asleep.
'Memo to self play dead if anyone ask I had a stroke hehe' was his thoughts. 'Man I should just took a nap in the brig maybe come up with an excuse got caught peeping' were him form up plans to blow off the meeting.
"Go on without me I be up in a minute I promise not to be late this time" said Hector waiting till Josh was out before letting his eyelids fall. 'Five minutes late wont kill anybody' was his thought as he let a peaceful smile and fell asleep.
'Memo to self play dead if anyone ask I had a stroke hehe' was his thoughts. 'Man I should just took a nap in the brig maybe come up with an excuse got caught peeping' were him form up plans to blow off the meeting.
Meh
Winry couldn't help but stare at Hector's outrageous behavior over the last minute, her book forgotten.
I'm disgusted and repulsed, and yet I can't look away.
When Hector fell asleep, Winry got up and headed over to the Helga's MS hangar, intending to give the GuAIZ she had been assigned a through look over. She knew from history that many famous battles were a success for the attackers because the defenders had been caught completely off guard. The Battle of Trenton from the American Revolution and the Normandy Invasion of WWII readily sprang to mind. In her interest in surviving her tour of duty, she wanted to make sure that her equipment was in perfect working order.
On the way, she passed by Hector's quarters. Knowing that Hector kept a library of porn on his personal computer, Winry snuck in, deleted all the porn, and downloaded the entire library of a children's show that many older people despised once they got to 4th grade in it's place. Her sabotage completed, she continued toward the hangar.
I'm disgusted and repulsed, and yet I can't look away.
When Hector fell asleep, Winry got up and headed over to the Helga's MS hangar, intending to give the GuAIZ she had been assigned a through look over. She knew from history that many famous battles were a success for the attackers because the defenders had been caught completely off guard. The Battle of Trenton from the American Revolution and the Normandy Invasion of WWII readily sprang to mind. In her interest in surviving her tour of duty, she wanted to make sure that her equipment was in perfect working order.
On the way, she passed by Hector's quarters. Knowing that Hector kept a library of porn on his personal computer, Winry snuck in, deleted all the porn, and downloaded the entire library of a children's show that many older people despised once they got to 4th grade in it's place. Her sabotage completed, she continued toward the hangar.
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"Yes," murmured Shema, speaking for the first time since entering the bridge, "You're the one under reevaluation because you didn't follow orders."
Shema's voice was cold and even, but not flat, as it carried a subtly intense edge to it. Her voice, along with her pale blue eyes contrasting with her dark skin, was enough to convince anybody that she was not a woman who suffered fools or otherwise had patience for that which she did not approve, and would indeed have no reservations about enforcing discipline.
"I already have another pilot like you on the Helga. Somewhere between you two and Raines, this battlegroup is becoming a dumping ground for the useless."
With that, Shema turned her gaze to look out the canopy. "Now both of you," she addressed both new pilots, "Leave."
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"Yes," murmured Shema, speaking for the first time since entering the bridge, "You're the one under reevaluation because you didn't follow orders."
Shema's voice was cold and even, but not flat, as it carried a subtly intense edge to it. Her voice, along with her pale blue eyes contrasting with her dark skin, was enough to convince anybody that she was not a woman who suffered fools or otherwise had patience for that which she did not approve, and would indeed have no reservations about enforcing discipline.
"I already have another pilot like you on the Helga. Somewhere between you two and Raines, this battlegroup is becoming a dumping ground for the useless."
With that, Shema turned her gaze to look out the canopy. "Now both of you," she addressed both new pilots, "Leave."
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-Copernicus-
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Ed stood infront of a room with a media disk in hand. It was something about Norse mythology. Vikings and all that cool stuff. He saw it in the mall and it reminded him of Marcus Caseon. Ed thought Marcus was a cool guy, he was really into old stuff like this. Ed found it interesting too..he just didn't have the patience or the time to pick it up.
He knocked on the door.
"It's Ed Glendrin...You i-in there Marcus?"
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Ed stood infront of a room with a media disk in hand. It was something about Norse mythology. Vikings and all that cool stuff. He saw it in the mall and it reminded him of Marcus Caseon. Ed thought Marcus was a cool guy, he was really into old stuff like this. Ed found it interesting too..he just didn't have the patience or the time to pick it up.
He knocked on the door.
"It's Ed Glendrin...You i-in there Marcus?"
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The knocking at the door broke Marcus's concentration on the book he was reading, but given that it was a teammate, he didn't mind as much as if it had been a member of the maintenance crew or something.
"I'm in here, Ed. Feel free to enter if you want. Was there something you wanted to talk about, or does Commander Granzi want the pilots together for a briefing?"
"I'm in here, Ed. Feel free to enter if you want. Was there something you wanted to talk about, or does Commander Granzi want the pilots together for a briefing?"
REGENE: (Grins) Any last words, Buuuuur-ing?
(Bring just grits his teeth and the Garazzo’s escape pod breaks off from its main body, flying straight up.)
REGENE: (Shakes head) Right then. Forgot we don’t talk on Planet You.
(Bring just grits his teeth and the Garazzo’s escape pod breaks off from its main body, flying straight up.)
REGENE: (Shakes head) Right then. Forgot we don’t talk on Planet You.
Josh made a quick trip to his room, as noted, so he could grab the disk. On it were various mishaps and other things during their run, mostly stuff they'd need to fix to cooperate better as a team. Unfortunately, these notes were actually next to useless now.
"Forget it," he says with a sigh, tossing away the disk onto this desk again. He might as well just discuss what their final mission is and leave it at that.
"Forget it," he says with a sigh, tossing away the disk onto this desk again. He might as well just discuss what their final mission is and leave it at that.
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Ed cleared his throat. "Oh uh hey man! N-no no it's nothing serious like that or anything." He said holding out a small little box containing a media disk.
"I saw this while i was in town and thought you'd like it. I picked up some stuff for mostly everyone when i was in town. It's pretty rough how most of us are parting ways once we get to armory one so i thought i'd show my gratitude to everyone for all the time we spent together."
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Ed cleared his throat. "Oh uh hey man! N-no no it's nothing serious like that or anything." He said holding out a small little box containing a media disk.
"I saw this while i was in town and thought you'd like it. I picked up some stuff for mostly everyone when i was in town. It's pretty rough how most of us are parting ways once we get to armory one so i thought i'd show my gratitude to everyone for all the time we spent together."
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After a quiet jogging through the corridors, Michael reached the conference room, finding no one there at the moment. Taking a seat, he put back on his uniform jacket, straightened it out and put his book back into the inner pocket of his uniform.
Now, he just relaxed until everyone else arrived. It would be their last briefing...and it was only now that Michael realized that he would miss this group of pilots. The Helga had been his home for more than a year, but Michael had found some of the pilots to be...less than desirable to work with...
Now, he just relaxed until everyone else arrived. It would be their last briefing...and it was only now that Michael realized that he would miss this group of pilots. The Helga had been his home for more than a year, but Michael had found some of the pilots to be...less than desirable to work with...
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-Mess Hall(OOC:Hector only reads pornographic novels but sure why not the PC thing could lead to something dumb so whatever)
Opening his eyes he gets up and disappears. 'Yeah I need a bed, my bed' thought Hector walking towards his room to take a nap. 'Screw meetings I ain't going to see these guys and plus what the worst that could happen the EA declares war on Zaft, no wait Blue Cosmos shoots nukes at us again..... as if that would happen anytime soon' said Hector in his mind.
-Room
Hector walked into his room and noticed his computer on. "I could have sworn I did not leave it on last night" said Hector checking it and seeing his missing portfolio that said 10 gigs O PRON and some sort of childrens show was there in its place. "Thats not very nice... well at least I still have my books and video games" said Hector not really caring because he can always redownload the stuff.
Walking up to a bookshelf he placed Volume 17 Kuro's Sorrows back in its place. Grabbing Volume 18 named Rob and the army of nympho's. "Heheheehe as long as my precious is safe, my precious, my precious" was all that could be heard from his room as he walked out with a bored look. 'I hate losing must get revenge on whoever did that' were his thoughts
Opening his eyes he gets up and disappears. 'Yeah I need a bed, my bed' thought Hector walking towards his room to take a nap. 'Screw meetings I ain't going to see these guys and plus what the worst that could happen the EA declares war on Zaft, no wait Blue Cosmos shoots nukes at us again..... as if that would happen anytime soon' said Hector in his mind.
-Room
Hector walked into his room and noticed his computer on. "I could have sworn I did not leave it on last night" said Hector checking it and seeing his missing portfolio that said 10 gigs O PRON and some sort of childrens show was there in its place. "Thats not very nice... well at least I still have my books and video games" said Hector not really caring because he can always redownload the stuff.
Walking up to a bookshelf he placed Volume 17 Kuro's Sorrows back in its place. Grabbing Volume 18 named Rob and the army of nympho's. "Heheheehe as long as my precious is safe, my precious, my precious" was all that could be heard from his room as he walked out with a bored look. 'I hate losing must get revenge on whoever did that' were his thoughts
Meh
As she looked over her Diaz, she fantasized about more sabotage towards Hector. Perhaps she would burn all of his porno novels. Then she realized such speculation was pointless, as the team was being broken up, with a major benefit being that she would probably never see Hector again (Oh blessed day!)
"Hmm, targeting correction seems a bit off. Better fix that."
She went about fixing the bug, imagining the look of utter dispair that would grace Hector's face if he saw his novels going up in flames.
"Hmm, targeting correction seems a bit off. Better fix that."
She went about fixing the bug, imagining the look of utter dispair that would grace Hector's face if he saw his novels going up in flames.
Josh arrived outside the conference room, and found only Michael sitting alone inside. Apparently people didn't get the message.
"What the f***..." he muttered under his breath. Just because everyone was breaking up, they all decide to ignore his orders. Just great.
"Guess this isn't much of a lucky day..." Josh says. So far he's failed to have done anything he wanted to achieve today.
"What the f***..." he muttered under his breath. Just because everyone was breaking up, they all decide to ignore his orders. Just great.
"Guess this isn't much of a lucky day..." Josh says. So far he's failed to have done anything he wanted to achieve today.
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"We all have our bad days," Michael said absentmindedly, responding to Josh's comment about luck. Turning towards his fellow pilot, Michael could see the frustration in his face.
"Everyone will get here in due time...well, everyone but Hector. Based on past experience, I calculate a 99.89 percent chance he's either sleeping or in his room, reading more porn novels. Wanna bet 20 bucks on it?" said Michael, feeling a bit more confident than usual.
"Everyone will get here in due time...well, everyone but Hector. Based on past experience, I calculate a 99.89 percent chance he's either sleeping or in his room, reading more porn novels. Wanna bet 20 bucks on it?" said Michael, feeling a bit more confident than usual.
"That's the problem with plutonium, Craven; it's limited in its application. It's not user-friendly. But as a vehicle for regaining one's self-respect; oh, it's got a lot going for it!"
- Darius Jedburgh, Edge of Darkness, Episode 6, Fusion
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Marcus took the disk and sat it down on a nearby table. The news that they were going to be broken up once they had gotten back to Armory 1 had left a bad taste in a lot of people's mouths, or so Marcus had seen.Wedge14 wrote:-Copernicus-
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Ed cleared his throat. "Oh uh hey man! N-no no it's nothing serious like that or anything." He said holding out a small little box containing a media disk.
"I saw this while i was in town and thought you'd like it. I picked up some stuff for mostly everyone when i was in town. It's pretty rough how most of us are parting ways once we get to armory one so i thought i'd show my gratitude to everyone for all the time we spent together."
"Thank you for the present, Ed. I wish I would've thought of something similar, seeing as how we've all served together for a while. I wonder what Chairman Dullindal's reasoning behind this is. No use complaining about it though. I just hope we all get transferred to good teams."
REGENE: (Grins) Any last words, Buuuuur-ing?
(Bring just grits his teeth and the Garazzo’s escape pod breaks off from its main body, flying straight up.)
REGENE: (Shakes head) Right then. Forgot we don’t talk on Planet You.
(Bring just grits his teeth and the Garazzo’s escape pod breaks off from its main body, flying straight up.)
REGENE: (Shakes head) Right then. Forgot we don’t talk on Planet You.
"I don't make bets," Josh says. "Well with nobody here, might as well call it off. Go do whatever you want."
He gives a quick shrug before leaving. Maybe the fleet leaders over at the Cynthia would have something planned.
He gives a quick shrug before leaving. Maybe the fleet leaders over at the Cynthia would have something planned.
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