5 Word Story EP X

[mcred23]

Ten versions and still going!(?) ...Well, here are the endlessly recopied rules...

1. Follow the rules for the forum(obviously...it really shouldn't have to be said, but I will just for the hell of it).

2. You can be silly, just make sure it goes in line with what everyone is talking about at that moment. Don't go from Zaku's committing suicide to suddenly talking about ninja turtles making pasta randomly, unless the previous subject is dead/done.

3. Make it fun for everyone. Just because you like a certain subject doesn't mean you should keep bringing it up, it'll start to get boring. also, if you hate something, don't kill it off suddenly, others may like it, so don't kill everyone's fun based on a personal preference.

4. You only get 5 words. Numbers count as words. the number 4 and 357294857349589467985 are both one word. words with a hyphen are one word, but they have to be believable. "then-he" is an example of one that isn't a word you can use but "Mobile-suit" is.

5. Don't post too much on a given page. Try to limit yourself to 3 posts a page if possible. Also make sure you are the last person to post so you don't get ninja'd and make the story all confusing.

6. Have fun, because this topic is the only awesome thing you'll do in your lifetime.

7. Please don't bring up members of the forum over the course of the story anymore, all of those jokes have already been done to death. Try and stick to fictional characters from anime or movies or wherever.

8. Please make some attempt to use punctuation, or acknowledge that used by others, so we don't have never ending quotes of one person talking, or someone following up a sentence the previous person ended.

As always, this thread will go to 30 pages. And, also as always, the next person gets the honor of starting this colony drop.

[Sume Gai]

Baron Ashura and Ribbons Almark

[Kavik Ryx]

had an affair last winter

[thanatos]

that got out of control

[ZeroBusterXX]

. There fiery passion set the

[Furious Rodimus]

the wilderness aflame with Innovators

[young_oldtype]

, all of them redheads except

[Furious Rodimus]

the one green haired freak

[Meteoid]

that was Ribbons you fool.

[ZeroBusterXX]

But really, it was Tohru

[young_oldtype]

Furuya who just wanted to

[Kavik Ryx]

experiment on a Greek island

[Furious Rodimus]

the effects of Innavedo Caesar

[young_oldtype]

on wasabi plants. This results

[ZeroBusterXX]

were less than Stellar, but

[Furious Rodimus]

within accepted Extended parameters for

[Kavik Ryx]

mild use on extreme shotacons

[Furious Rodimus]

Ribbons declared it awesome then

[Bright Noa]

Elzam overrode the plan instantly

[Red Comet90]

calling for his Trombe with