The Story of Amuro's Christmas
A parody of "The Story of Snoopy's Christmas" from the "Merry Snoopy's Christmas" album. Note that although it mentions Char's Gelgoog and the Texas Colony, the events in this song bear almost no resembleance to any fight ever which ever occurred in any Gundam series. It's just for fun. I also know the night before Christmas in 0079 was the Battle of Solomon, but somehow Dozle and the Big Zam didn't lend themselves well to parody...
The news it came out in the One Year War
The bloody Red Comet was fighting once more.
The Earth Federation ignored all of its men
And called on Amuro to do it again.
It was the night before Christmas and forty below
When White Base caught up to its Zanzibar foe.
Amuro spied Char, and fiercely they fought,
'Till with ice in his joints, Amuro knew he was caught.
Christmas bells, those Christmas bells,
Ring out from the land,
Asking peace of the Earth sphere
And good will towards man.
The Comet had Amuro dead in his sights,
He reached for the 'goog's rifle to end the fight.
Why he didn't shoot, well we'll never know,
Or was it the bells from the colony below?
Christmas bells, those Christmas bells,
Ring out from the land,
Asking peace of the Earth sphere
And good will towards man.
The Comet made Amuro fly to the colony Texas,
Filled with big mines the size of a Lexus.
Amuro feared that this was the end,
When the Comet cried out, “Merry Christmas, my friend!â€
The Comet then offered a holiday toast,
And Amuro, our hero, saluted his host,
And then the two aces went on their way,
Each knowing they'd meet on some other day.
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Don't call it a comeback...
...in fact, it's best if you forget I was ever here before.
...in fact, it's best if you forget I was ever here before.
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I love that. It's great!!
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really well played, its awsome 
mcred23 wrote: Well... it's official: O'Regan is the next Hitler.
WhiteWingDemon wrote: Not to start anything, seeing as that is O'Regan's job...
ShadowCell wrote: O'Regan, quit hitting on other users.
Orrick Alexander wrote: Did anyone know that O'Regan is the reason there's no air in space?
I'm amazed by all the positive response to this little bit of dogrel... If you'd like to hear it, I've got more sillyness/stupidity where that came from... EDIT: I've seen a lot of views and no comments... Please let me know what you think, folks!
Well, I told you I'd be back... Here it is...
I originally planned on giving it a big introduction, but I've now decided to simply let the work speak for itself...
The Real Red Comet
The curtain opens to reveal a large room full of various Char clones. The room is so large we can’t see everyone, but a few notable faces stand out from the crowd. Zechs, Iron Mask, Rau, Neo, Athrun, Harry Ord, Ratsel Feinschmecker, and Afranche Char all sit in the front row. Also in the front row, right in the middle, is Gilbert Durandal. Suddenly Char himself walks in the door and begins rapping. He is wearing the mask portion of his disguise, but his helmet is replaced with a red do-rag. He is also wearing, along with his uniform, a large golden medallion in the shape of the Zeon emblem. As he raps, he begins dancing. We generally get the feeling that he has gone three-times-as-crazy as a normal man. We notice now that there are a few non-Char-clones hanging around the perimeter of the room. Their parts will come up later in the rap.
[Char]
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Red Comet please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Red Comet please stand up? ((all stand))
We’re gonna have a problem here...
Y'all act like you never seen a masked villian before
Jaws all on the floor like Amuro, like Lalah just jumped in the fight
and got impaled on his beam of light
and now even though she's dead, she’s all up in his sight (Ahh!)
It's the return of the... [Kamille] "Ah, wait, no way, you’re kidding,
he didn’t just betray who I think he did, did he?"
And Kycilia said... nothing you idiots!
Kycilia's dead, I shot her in the head! (Ha-ha!)
Prepubescent women love Aznable!
{*vocal turntable: chigga chigga chigga*}
[Haman]"The Red Comet, I’m sick of him
Look at him, goin’ around doin’ who-knows-what
With you-know-who," [Quess]"Yeah, but he's so cute though!"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than what's goin’ on in the Zabi family!
Sometimes, I wanna take of this mask and just let loose, but can’t
but it's cool for Gihren to wear jackboots!
"Char’s fighting for our prayers; Char’s fighting for our prayers"
And if I'm lucky, this colony will fly through the air!
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what an apocalyptic future is
Of course they gonna know what genocide is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They got Captain Jion don’t they?
"We ain't nothing but pilots...†Well, some of us uber-violent
who cut people’s suits open like cantaloupes {*SLURP*}
But if the fans can turn Wing into a yaoi soap,
then there's no reason that a man and a lolita can't elope
{*EWWW!*} But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Girls wave your training bras, sing the chorus and it goes
Chorus [All] (repeat 2X)
I’m the Red Comet, yes I'm the real Comet
All you other Red Comets are just imitating
So won't the real Red Comet please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
[Char]
Kira Yamato don't gotta kill in his show to sell his models;
well I do, so **** him and **** you too!
You think I give a **** about SEED?
Half of you Clyne-heads can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
"But Char, what if the Freedom was red, would you pilot it then?"
Why? So you guys could write fanfics about me and other men?
So you can sit me here next to stupid Meer?
****, Fllay Allister better switch me chairs
so I can sit next to Sai Argyle and Kira Yamato
and hear 'em argue whose baby she woulda been the momma to
Fukuda, why don’t you put me in ZAFT in CE!
[Lacus]"Yeah, he's bad, but he’ll be no match for my minions, hee-hee!"
I could show her the power of a real evil man
and show the whole world my new Destiny Plan! {*AHHH!*}
I'm sick of you singing idols, all you do is annoy me
so I have been sent here to destroy you {*bzzzt*}
And there's a million masked villans just like me
who fight like me; who have a Gundam rival like me
who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
and just might be the next best thing but not quite me!
Chorus
[Char]
I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only sayin’ on TV
things my father said about Spacenoid supremacy
The only difference is I ain’t gonna be assassinated
in front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
and whether you like to admit it {*ERR*} I just say it
better than ninety percent of you Newtypes out there can
Then you wonder how can people eat up these speeches like valiums
It’s funny; cause at the rate I’m goin when I'm thirty-four
I'll be leadin’ the Zeons against that kid Amuro Ray
Tossin colonies while manipulatin folks, just like today
And still bein a jerk cause otherwise I’d have to work
And every single person is a Red Comet lurkin
He could be workin at Burger King with three-times-as-fast onion rings
{*WOAH*} Or in the parkin lot, circling
Screaming "Amuro!!!"
with his sports car red and a mask on his head
So, will the real Comet please stand up?
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
and one more time, three times as loud, how does it go?
Chorus 2X
[Char]
Muah-ha-ha!
Guess there’s a Red Comet in all of us!
**** it, let's all stand up!
All Char clones begin dancing at this point. The dancing continues, becoming crazier and crazier, until, suddenly, a chunk from a falling colony crashes into the theatre, destroying it completely.
Well, I told you I'd be back... Here it is...
I originally planned on giving it a big introduction, but I've now decided to simply let the work speak for itself...
The Real Red Comet
The curtain opens to reveal a large room full of various Char clones. The room is so large we can’t see everyone, but a few notable faces stand out from the crowd. Zechs, Iron Mask, Rau, Neo, Athrun, Harry Ord, Ratsel Feinschmecker, and Afranche Char all sit in the front row. Also in the front row, right in the middle, is Gilbert Durandal. Suddenly Char himself walks in the door and begins rapping. He is wearing the mask portion of his disguise, but his helmet is replaced with a red do-rag. He is also wearing, along with his uniform, a large golden medallion in the shape of the Zeon emblem. As he raps, he begins dancing. We generally get the feeling that he has gone three-times-as-crazy as a normal man. We notice now that there are a few non-Char-clones hanging around the perimeter of the room. Their parts will come up later in the rap.
[Char]
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Red Comet please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Red Comet please stand up? ((all stand))
We’re gonna have a problem here...
Y'all act like you never seen a masked villian before
Jaws all on the floor like Amuro, like Lalah just jumped in the fight
and got impaled on his beam of light
and now even though she's dead, she’s all up in his sight (Ahh!)
It's the return of the... [Kamille] "Ah, wait, no way, you’re kidding,
he didn’t just betray who I think he did, did he?"
And Kycilia said... nothing you idiots!
Kycilia's dead, I shot her in the head! (Ha-ha!)
Prepubescent women love Aznable!
{*vocal turntable: chigga chigga chigga*}
[Haman]"The Red Comet, I’m sick of him
Look at him, goin’ around doin’ who-knows-what
With you-know-who," [Quess]"Yeah, but he's so cute though!"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than what's goin’ on in the Zabi family!
Sometimes, I wanna take of this mask and just let loose, but can’t
but it's cool for Gihren to wear jackboots!
"Char’s fighting for our prayers; Char’s fighting for our prayers"
And if I'm lucky, this colony will fly through the air!
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what an apocalyptic future is
Of course they gonna know what genocide is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They got Captain Jion don’t they?
"We ain't nothing but pilots...†Well, some of us uber-violent
who cut people’s suits open like cantaloupes {*SLURP*}
But if the fans can turn Wing into a yaoi soap,
then there's no reason that a man and a lolita can't elope
{*EWWW!*} But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Girls wave your training bras, sing the chorus and it goes
Chorus [All] (repeat 2X)
I’m the Red Comet, yes I'm the real Comet
All you other Red Comets are just imitating
So won't the real Red Comet please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
[Char]
Kira Yamato don't gotta kill in his show to sell his models;
well I do, so **** him and **** you too!
You think I give a **** about SEED?
Half of you Clyne-heads can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
"But Char, what if the Freedom was red, would you pilot it then?"
Why? So you guys could write fanfics about me and other men?
So you can sit me here next to stupid Meer?
****, Fllay Allister better switch me chairs
so I can sit next to Sai Argyle and Kira Yamato
and hear 'em argue whose baby she woulda been the momma to
Fukuda, why don’t you put me in ZAFT in CE!
[Lacus]"Yeah, he's bad, but he’ll be no match for my minions, hee-hee!"
I could show her the power of a real evil man
and show the whole world my new Destiny Plan! {*AHHH!*}
I'm sick of you singing idols, all you do is annoy me
so I have been sent here to destroy you {*bzzzt*}
And there's a million masked villans just like me
who fight like me; who have a Gundam rival like me
who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
and just might be the next best thing but not quite me!
Chorus
[Char]
I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only sayin’ on TV
things my father said about Spacenoid supremacy
The only difference is I ain’t gonna be assassinated
in front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
and whether you like to admit it {*ERR*} I just say it
better than ninety percent of you Newtypes out there can
Then you wonder how can people eat up these speeches like valiums
It’s funny; cause at the rate I’m goin when I'm thirty-four
I'll be leadin’ the Zeons against that kid Amuro Ray
Tossin colonies while manipulatin folks, just like today
And still bein a jerk cause otherwise I’d have to work
And every single person is a Red Comet lurkin
He could be workin at Burger King with three-times-as-fast onion rings
{*WOAH*} Or in the parkin lot, circling
Screaming "Amuro!!!"
with his sports car red and a mask on his head
So, will the real Comet please stand up?
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
and one more time, three times as loud, how does it go?
Chorus 2X
[Char]
Muah-ha-ha!
Guess there’s a Red Comet in all of us!
**** it, let's all stand up!
All Char clones begin dancing at this point. The dancing continues, becoming crazier and crazier, until, suddenly, a chunk from a falling colony crashes into the theatre, destroying it completely.
Don't call it a comeback...
...in fact, it's best if you forget I was ever here before.
...in fact, it's best if you forget I was ever here before.
Wow, that's three times funnier than any parody song I've ever read.
Amuro's Christmas was also quite good. I eagerly await your next submission.
That line is sooo wrong, sad, and funny at the same time.Jaws all on the floor like Amuro, like Lalah just jumped in the fight
and got impaled on his beam of light
Amuro's Christmas was also quite good. I eagerly await your next submission.
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Ok, I did one too, its to Back in the USSR by the Beatles
Back in the AXIS
Flew in from Jaburo beach A-E-U-G
Thinking that the Earth's not quite right
All the way by rifle kept rechargin on me
Man I had a dreadful fight
Im back in the A-X-I-S
And we aint nothin to mess with
Back in the A-X-I-S
Been away so long I couldnt find the place
Damn, its good to be back here
Leave until tomorrow to get used to space
Quess, throw me another beer
Im back in the A-X-I-S
And we aint nothin to mess with
Back in the A-X-I-S
Well the Ple Two clones really knocked me out
They leave the Earth behind
Now Haman Karn makes me sing and shout
That Quess is always on my my my my my my my my my mind
<spoken>Well come on; Bring it Feddies! To hell with your Gundam!
Im back in the A-X-I-S
And we aint nothin to mess with
Back in the A-X-I-S
Well the Ple Two clones really knocked me out
They leave the Earth behind
Now Haman Karn makes me sing and shout
That Quess is always on my my my my my my my my my mind
Tell me 'bout that Psycho Mark 2 way down south
Lets burn down Jaburo's barn
Let me hear your Quebly Funnels ringing out
Come and keep your pilot warm
Im back in the A-X-I-S
And we aint nothin to mess with
Back in the A-X-I-S
Let me tell you Quattro, Im back! Hey Im back in the A-X-I-S!
Back in the AXIS
Flew in from Jaburo beach A-E-U-G
Thinking that the Earth's not quite right
All the way by rifle kept rechargin on me
Man I had a dreadful fight
Im back in the A-X-I-S
And we aint nothin to mess with
Back in the A-X-I-S
Been away so long I couldnt find the place
Damn, its good to be back here
Leave until tomorrow to get used to space
Quess, throw me another beer
Im back in the A-X-I-S
And we aint nothin to mess with
Back in the A-X-I-S
Well the Ple Two clones really knocked me out
They leave the Earth behind
Now Haman Karn makes me sing and shout
That Quess is always on my my my my my my my my my mind
<spoken>Well come on; Bring it Feddies! To hell with your Gundam!
Im back in the A-X-I-S
And we aint nothin to mess with
Back in the A-X-I-S
Well the Ple Two clones really knocked me out
They leave the Earth behind
Now Haman Karn makes me sing and shout
That Quess is always on my my my my my my my my my mind
Tell me 'bout that Psycho Mark 2 way down south
Lets burn down Jaburo's barn
Let me hear your Quebly Funnels ringing out
Come and keep your pilot warm
Im back in the A-X-I-S
And we aint nothin to mess with
Back in the A-X-I-S
Let me tell you Quattro, Im back! Hey Im back in the A-X-I-S!
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Y'know, I really meant to reply here the day that ZZ left his comment uhh... 21 days ago... but I didn't because I wanted my next post to have new content in it, and I didn't have any new songs at the time...
However, I feel I must post now for three reasons...
ONE.) People have commented! Yay!
TWO.) I must say that I enjoyed your parody as well, McCartney! If you'd like, I can edit your name in the title... "Gundam Song Parodies with Ascension and Paul McCartney Jr"
THREE.) I've got not one, but TWO new parodies in the works! Look for them at dawn on the third day... Or maybe tomorrow at night.
However, I feel I must post now for three reasons...
ONE.) People have commented! Yay!
TWO.) I must say that I enjoyed your parody as well, McCartney! If you'd like, I can edit your name in the title... "Gundam Song Parodies with Ascension and Paul McCartney Jr"
THREE.) I've got not one, but TWO new parodies in the works! Look for them at dawn on the third day... Or maybe tomorrow at night.
Don't call it a comeback...
...in fact, it's best if you forget I was ever here before.
...in fact, it's best if you forget I was ever here before.
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This is the Char version of When I'm 64 for whatever pre-pubescent woman he's with today
When I am old and losing my hair, many years from now
Will you still be sending me Sazabis, Geara Dogas, and Gaza Cs?
If I am leaving to liberate Side 3, would you check the doors?
Will you still need me, will you still feed me, when Im Sixty Four?
Youll be older too. And if you say the word, you'll fly Aizeru
I can be evil giving a speech, about a newtype world
You can hold a rifle by the podium's side, Sunday mornings try genocide
Dropping a colony, killing Zabis, Who could ask for more?
Will you still need me, will you still feed me, when Im Sixty Four?
Every summer we can build an army at A Baoa Qu, if the Earth is near
We'll kill GMs and Gundams; new MS just for me: Doga, Zock and Gouf
Send me a Mousai, down me a Gundam, knock their fins off too
Get that stupid Amuro out of my way, Yours sincerely Quattro today
Give me your answer, add in a war, mine forever more?
Will you still need me, will you still feed me, when Im Sixty Four?
When I am old and losing my hair, many years from now
Will you still be sending me Sazabis, Geara Dogas, and Gaza Cs?
If I am leaving to liberate Side 3, would you check the doors?
Will you still need me, will you still feed me, when Im Sixty Four?
Youll be older too. And if you say the word, you'll fly Aizeru
I can be evil giving a speech, about a newtype world
You can hold a rifle by the podium's side, Sunday mornings try genocide
Dropping a colony, killing Zabis, Who could ask for more?
Will you still need me, will you still feed me, when Im Sixty Four?
Every summer we can build an army at A Baoa Qu, if the Earth is near
We'll kill GMs and Gundams; new MS just for me: Doga, Zock and Gouf
Send me a Mousai, down me a Gundam, knock their fins off too
Get that stupid Amuro out of my way, Yours sincerely Quattro today
Give me your answer, add in a war, mine forever more?
Will you still need me, will you still feed me, when Im Sixty Four?
Gah! I really can't keep a promise. I was supposed to update this thread months ago... but then I forgot about it until I saw Volnixshin's Amuro rap (which obviously reminded me of The Real Red Comet).
Now, onto the new parody...
I present to you my first foray into that murky realm outside the Gundam universe... you guessed it... It's an SRW song.
CYBUSTER!
When Shuu's runnin' round
in your neighborhood
Who ya gonna call?
CYBUSTER!
If Inspectors are around
and up to no good
Who ya gonna call?
CYBUSTER!
He ain't afraid of no aliens
He ain't afraid of no aliens
If you're hearin' Einsts
talkin' in your head
Who can ya call?
CYBUSTER!
If the Areogaters
are troublin' you instead
You still oughta call
CYBUSTER!
He ain't afraid of no aliens
He ain't afraid of no aliens
Who ya gonna call?
CYBUSTER!
If Masaki's lost
He'll still show up in time
just remember to call
CYBUSTER!
He ain't afraid of no aliens
I hear he has some talkin' cats
They ain't afraid of no aliens
Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah
Who ya gonna call?
CYBUSTER!
If your hollow Earth's
been devastated
He's your guardian
Cybuster!
Lemme tell ya something
Prana makes me feel good!
He ain't afraid of no aliens
He ain't afraid of no aliens
Don't get lost Masaki, no no
CYBUSTER!
If your life is in danger
Don't be a stranger
I think you better call
CYBUSTER!
Who ya gonna call?
CYBUSTER!
I can't hear you!
Who ya gonna call?
CYBUSTER!
Louder!
CYBUSTER!
Who ya gonna call?
CYBUSTER!
Who can ya call?
CYBUSTER!
Who ya gonna call?
CYBUSTER!!!
Keep your eyes peeled for "Gundam Girl," a Nobel-themed parody of "Barbie Girl," coming soon!
Now, onto the new parody...
I present to you my first foray into that murky realm outside the Gundam universe... you guessed it... It's an SRW song.
CYBUSTER!
When Shuu's runnin' round
in your neighborhood
Who ya gonna call?
CYBUSTER!
If Inspectors are around
and up to no good
Who ya gonna call?
CYBUSTER!
He ain't afraid of no aliens
He ain't afraid of no aliens
If you're hearin' Einsts
talkin' in your head
Who can ya call?
CYBUSTER!
If the Areogaters
are troublin' you instead
You still oughta call
CYBUSTER!
He ain't afraid of no aliens
He ain't afraid of no aliens
Who ya gonna call?
CYBUSTER!
If Masaki's lost
He'll still show up in time
just remember to call
CYBUSTER!
He ain't afraid of no aliens
I hear he has some talkin' cats
They ain't afraid of no aliens
Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah
Who ya gonna call?
CYBUSTER!
If your hollow Earth's
been devastated
He's your guardian
Cybuster!
Lemme tell ya something
Prana makes me feel good!
He ain't afraid of no aliens
He ain't afraid of no aliens
Don't get lost Masaki, no no
CYBUSTER!
If your life is in danger
Don't be a stranger
I think you better call
CYBUSTER!
Who ya gonna call?
CYBUSTER!
I can't hear you!
Who ya gonna call?
CYBUSTER!
Louder!
CYBUSTER!
Who ya gonna call?
CYBUSTER!
Who can ya call?
CYBUSTER!
Who ya gonna call?
CYBUSTER!!!
Keep your eyes peeled for "Gundam Girl," a Nobel-themed parody of "Barbie Girl," coming soon!
Don't call it a comeback...
...in fact, it's best if you forget I was ever here before.
...in fact, it's best if you forget I was ever here before.
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