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Right. Which is why I had to basically insert "Gundam Aircraft Company".
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... I think that might've been what he was trying to get at :P

I do like Norris popping in as the cake-eating guy at the end. I can picture that one in my mind so clearly.
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http://www.gun-plus.com/gallery/katoki/katoki_9.jpg

BTW, what gundam is that? I don't think I've seen it before.
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I don't think it is from Gundam, but the closest thing in Gundam it resembles is the Hyaku Shiki
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Isn't that the α 000-0001 Gaia Gear α from Gaia Gear?
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*Looks again at both pics* Now that you mention it, that is the GG@, and it is (piloted by) a CHAR.
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If we wanted to rationalize, we could assume that Hervic bought the manufacturers of the Dopp after the war ended and the Dopp-makers were left with no Dopp-buyers...

But that ruins the fun! :(

Although it does give me an excuse to say Dopp. Dopp is a funny word. I wonder if Dopps have Dopplar Radar, or if Doppler tracking can track Dopps. Does that mean that a Dopp is a storm front? A tornado? Ah! Tornado! Panavia manufacturered the Dopp! Obviously!
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OMGZ, the Dopps things was HILARIOUS! Please do something with Ghinius in it ;_;
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Hey Fritz, you should to one on the Sprint "Crime Deterrent" commercial..but with haros..
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**cough**

Bright Noa: Good evening. Tonight on 'Is There' we examine the question, 'Is there a life after death?'. And here to discuss it are three dead people... The late Sgt. Ryu Jose, former pilot for the Earth Federation... **camera shows Ryu's dead body slumped in a chair**

the late Tem Ray, until recently an academic, critic, and crazy person... **camera pans to dead body of Tem Ray similarly laid out in a chair**

and putting the view of the Duchy of Zeon, the very late newtype Lalah Sune. **camera shows Lalah's body slumped over in a chair**

Lady and gentlemen, is there a life after death or not? Ryu? (silence) ... Tem?... ... Lalah?... ... ...Well there we have it, three say no. On 'Is There' next week we'll be discussing the question 'Is there enough of it about?', and until then, goodnight.

SUPERIMPOSED CREDITS:
'IS THERE'
INTRODUCED BY BRIGHT NOA
RESEARCH: A. RAY
K. SHIDEN
H. KOBAYASHI
O. FANG
J. JOHN
THE LATE M. RATOKIE
PRODUCED BY: HATHAWAY (AGED 3 l/2)
**Under the credits, we see the stiffs being carried off by people.**
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Who is "O. FANG?"
REGENE: (Grins) Any last words, Buuuuur-ing?
(Bring just grits his teeth and the Garazzo’s escape pod breaks off from its main body, flying straight up.)
REGENE: (Shakes head) Right then. Forgot we don’t talk on Planet You.
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That would be Mr. Omur Fang, White Base mechanic.

EDIT: I'm actually kind of surprised you knew Miharu's last name was Ratokie.
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Thanks, but I never said anything about Miharu. She was the spy that Kai sort of fell in love with, right?
REGENE: (Grins) Any last words, Buuuuur-ing?
(Bring just grits his teeth and the Garazzo’s escape pod breaks off from its main body, flying straight up.)
REGENE: (Shakes head) Right then. Forgot we don’t talk on Planet You.
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Destroy Gundam wrote:Thanks, but I never said anything about Miharu.
That's what I mean. You asked about Omur but not who "M. RATOKIE" was. I figured you knew it was Miharu.

And yes, she was the Irish lass Kai got involved with in Belfast.
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Ah. Nope, I didn't know her last name until now. Then again, it's been a few years since I last saw the episodes with her in them.
REGENE: (Grins) Any last words, Buuuuur-ing?
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REGENE: (Shakes head) Right then. Forgot we don’t talk on Planet You.
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COMING SOON: FRITZ' BIG WASTE OF SPACE IS NO LONGER A TOTAL WASTE OF SPACE

New, unique short fanfiction will be posted here that will act as side stories to bridge gaps in TFtF (TFtF Gaiden banzai!). The first one will go up after the current arc (Operation Apollo) is over.
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*Suddenly makes plans for a "Nathan Dombrowski Becomes GARlock" fanfic...*

XO (pointing at star field): See each one of these points of light? They're all Titans ships.

Dombrowski: Don't they know who I am?!? AEUG! SPIN ON!

Seriously, though, are these going to just be backstory/further exposition or are they going to include What Ifs? And are they all going to be written by you, or are various TFTF personalities going to be involved?
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Ascension wrote:Seriously, though, are these going to just be backstory/further exposition or are they going to include What Ifs? And are they all going to be written by you, or are various TFTF personalities going to be involved?
They're going to be backstory, flashbacks, and events that happen during "breaks" in the RPG between Arcs (which is what the first one will be). At this point there's no plan for any sort of "What If" stories, and yes, I will be writing everything that appears in this thread.

If anyone else is interested in writing anything, they should contact me or one of the Trinary first and present their idea. I'm writing everything to begin with because it's the easiest way to make sure everything is canon.
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MULTISERVICE TACTICAL BREVITY CODES

(Scene: a wartime EFAF station)

Jones: Morning, Squadron Leader.

Texan Dmitry: What-ho, Squiffy.

Jones: How was it?

Texan: Top-hole. Bally Jerry, pranged his kite right in the how's-your-father; hairy blighter, dicky-birded, feathered back on his sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harpers and caught his can in the Bertie.

Jones: Er, I'm afraid I don't quite follow you, Squadron Leader.

Texan: It's perfectly ordinary banter, Squiffy. Bally Jerry, pranged his kite right in the how's-your-father; hairy blighter, dicky-birded, feathered back on his sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harpers and caught his can in the Bertie.

Jones: No, I'm just not understanding banter at all well today. Give us it slower.

Texan: Banter's not the same if you say it slower, Squiffy.

Jones: Hold on then -- Wingco! -- just bend an ear to the Squadron Leader's banter for a sec, would you?

Chapman: Can do.

Jones: Jolly good. Fire away.

Texan: Bally Jerry... (he goes through it all again)

Chapman: No, I don't understand that banter at all.

Texan: Something up with my banter, chaps?

AIR RAID SIRENS

(Enter Palin, out of breath)

Palin: Bunch of monkeys on the ceiling, sir! Grab your egg-and-fours and let's get the bacon delivered!

Chapman (to Texan): Do you understand that?

Texan: No -- I didn't get a word of it.

Chapman: Sorry, old man, we don't understand your banter.

Palin: You know -- bally tenpenny ones dropping in the custard!

(no reaction)

Palin: Um -- Charlie choppers chucking a handful!

Chapman: No, no -- sorry.

Jones: Say it slower, old chap.

Palin: Slower banter, sir?

Chapman: Ra-ther.

Palin: Um -- sausage squad up the blue end?

Texan: No, still don't get it.

Palin: Um -- cabbage crates coming over the briny?

The others: No, no.

(Film of air-raid)

(Narrator Voice-Over): But by then it was too late. The first cabbage crates hit Odessa on March the 3rd. That was just the beginning.

(Chapman seen sitting at desk, on telephone)

Chapman: Five shillings a dozen? That's ordinary cabbages, is it? And what about the bombs?... Good Lord, they are expensive.
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I think this pretty much answers the thread's question... :lol:

Ahh, memories... I had forgotten about this sketch...
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