Time For Osore! (DG2099's Wacky Member Origin Stories)

Your own tale of two mecha.
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Time For Osore! (DG2099's Wacky Member Origin Stories)

Based on the hit idea from Evageeks before I got all mopey (I don't wanna talk about it :( ). Basically this idea comes from making word salad mini fanfics with the plot being the origin story of whatever member is on the forum and I almost always come up with these on the spot. Here is an example!

The Origin of Destiny_Gundam

It was a lovely day in the ash pits of the star known as Pe-Tar or "Peter" in hu-man speak. The grasshoppers were belching bleach, the Chicago White Sox won the Super Bowl, sharks did not eat Michael Gross's remote of graboid-death, etc. However, an ancient species of silicates known as the festum plotted with their leader, Idun, to go into the planet known as Azure or "Earth" to fight the fafners. Combining the technologies of Dr. Frankenstein, the writing of Francis Coopla, the directing of George Lucas, and built by that Fudaka chick came out a mechanical entity that was half bear, half machine, and had eye patches like a pirate. During testing against killer genies from the football planet of Cheezeta, a hook had caused brain damage to the mecha bear and caused the radiation in his bloodstream to go haywire and turn against his corporate masters and their geass using lackeys. However, simply by yelling "TIME FOR CHEESE SANDWICHES!" his body would turn into a Game Boy link cable that powered by Getter Rays, allowing him to ram into them with excessive force. The force was so excessive that the shockwaves of the explosions caused a rupture in the space-time continuum, allowing Kamen Rider Decade to assist him fighting the forces of Pe-Tar. Shortly after, Decade exclaimed "it's not my fault" and left, all the while the mecha bear was hurled into our planet where he found the legendary utopia we hu-men call Miami, Florida. There he went to MAHQ and served as an admin that was paid in gunpla models and loli plushies while keeping the amphibious sharks off of Chris's driveway. That, folks, is the origin of Destiny_Gundam.
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Re: Time For Osore! (DG2099's Wacky Member Origin Stories)

Alright, hold the phone.

Let me see if I've got this straight.

You're saying that Destiny_Gundam gets PAID?

In GUNPLA?!

Why was I never informed of this?! :shock:
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Re: Time For Osore! (DG2099's Wacky Member Origin Stories)

The Origin of Strike Zero

It was a cold and wet day in the marshes of Chicago when a hu-man decided to pick up the latest edition of Fox's News's spin-off paper: The Mordor Gazette. In it he read that a cyborg alien bear was paid in gunpla to keep amphibious sharks off some bald wizard's drive way and wanted in on it. The human quickly had cybernetics grafted to his organs so he could transform something worth a darn by reciting the power of Grayskull. Why? Because HE HAD THE POOOOOOOOWER! Anyway, he drove all the way to Florida when he suddenly saw some Red Lanterns lead by the Spanish Inquisition, because nobody expects them, attacking innocent civilians. After turning into a killer lamp armed with venomous paperclips and bombs disguised as shoes made in Italy, the hu-man easily defeated the evildoers with but a flick of the rest and a pick of the ears because in Georgia cotton swabs cost tons of yen. After the incident he was met by a civilian that was actually that Chris guy in disguise, as a Predator cosplayer, and offered him to join MAHQ. When asked about being payed in gunpla Chris said to him "not a chance sparky!" The hu-man was disappointed until Chris continued "However, for those I do not pay in gunpla and plushies I instead hand out rule 34/36 pictures of their favorite anime babes". The hu-man exclaimed "that is kind of moe" and joined the site of MAHQ within Miami with his job being border patrol to keep the zombies out of the werewolf den. That, folks, is the origin of Strike Zero.
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The Origin of Arbiter Gundam

The ring world of Installation 02 was a boring and hostile place filled with radioactive waste and partial nudity that gave it the NC-17 rating. On it was an arbiter class elite that was resurrected from hell and lead he covenant against the flood using nothing more than mobile suit technology. This came about when he came across machines called "plot devices" that do a wide variety of things although they are mostly for making time go fast in return for the user to have emotions. However, that arbiter would have none of those emotions so he devised special gloves called the "ham fists" which were originally nazi technology plagiarized by the Klu Klux Klan and the Loch Ness monster with an investment of 3.50 dollars. However, upon adding a Progressive.com bundle package on his gundam to make it look AC/DC-ish his ham fists got caught into the machine and he found himself to be his own gundam. After destroying both sides in the war, like a boss, he shrunk himself down to size using Subway sandwiches and eventually found the site of MAHQ in Miami. Finding the place interesting because the local wizard manager paid the citizens in porn he gladly decided to join and after a quick background check and a drug test the alien hell creature was turned into the site's mechanics for when idiots break their machines and have the money to pay with it in full. The only rule in his shop was that nobody was to mention Gundam Age. That, folks, is the origin of Arbiter Gundam.
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