Song Parody Palooza

[ShadowCell]

HA! you have activated my hidden trap card, Thread Reborn, which lets me summon a thread from the Graveyard! this changes everything!

anyways have this thread revived again, with what i think may be the first Gundam AGE song parody ever.



MASTER OF THE SEAS
To the tune of "Master of the Seas" from Ice Age: Continental Drift.
Bisidian needs a jaunty little shanty to really round out the "terrible pirates" schtick.
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CAPTAIN ASH:
Morning, Kio! Let me be the first to extend a hand of friendship!

KIO ASUNO:
You abandoned Mom and I for thirteen years, dad.

CAPTAIN ASH:
Yeah, well, y'know, stuff. Anyways, I bet you're feeling lost. Scared! Confused--

KIO:
Not really--

CAPTAIN ASH:
Allow me to explain. Help me out, boys!

RUDDOCK HORN:
Ooh! Captain's gonna sing a shanty!

*music*

CAPTAIN ASH:
Here you are on a ship, what a gyp, it's a drip
One might even say you're stuck
Well, I don't wanna gloat, but I would like to note
That you're in luck
You've been saved by the man who haunts the space lanes
Make the blood up 'n freeze in your veins
First mate, introduce me to him, pleeeeeease!

RUDDOCK:
Aye aye, Captain Ash!
He's a big and scary

JOSSE MARIS:
Elegant and hairy

HELMET GUY:
Fear-inspiring

GIRL IN YELLOW:
Years-'til-retiring

PURPLE GUY:
Looting, stealing

GUY WITH COAT:
And double-dealing!

ALL:
Undisputed master of the seeeeeeas!

KIO:
Oh jeez...

CAPTAIN ASH:
That's me!

ALL:
'tis he!

CAPTAIN ASH:
That's me!

ALL:
'tis he!

CAPTAIN ASH:
That's me!

ALL:
'tis he!

CAPTAIN ASH:
Okay, okay...

I'm a great space pirate pioneer
And these are my brave buccaneers
Some of whom had bit parts in Arc Two!

JOSSE:
It's true!

PURPLE GUY:
We're relevant!

HELMET GUY:
We've made a splash!

RUDDOCK:
For that, we owe our lives to Ash
And since the writers will not kill you--

ALL:
You will owe him toooooooo!

CAPTAIN ASH:
Kill him? Me? No, no, come on guys, really, killing my own son, I'm not that bad a father.

KIO:
Says you.

CAPTAIN ASH:
Anyways...

Here we are on a ship, moving at quite a clip
Through a melting block of ice

RUDDOCK:
Come along on our trip!

PURPLE GUY:
That's a hint!

GIRL IN YELLOW:
That's a tip!

HELMET GUY:
That's good advice!

CAPTAIN ASH AND RUDDOCK:
In a world that's going under
To survive, you must learn to plunder

CAPTAIN ASH:
Luckily, that's your daddy's expertiiiiiiiiiiiiiise

RUDDOCK:
He's the best!

GIRL IN YELLOW:
He's a robbing, thieving

KIO:
I really should be leaving--

PURPLE GUY:
Weapon-throwing

KIO:
Gotta get going--

GUY WITH COAT:
Traitor-slaying

KIO:
Uh, wish I could be staying--

ALL:
Undisputed, uncontested, mobile-suited

CAPTAIN ASH:
Yeah, you guessed it--

ALL:
Master of the seeeeeeas!

KIO:
Oh, please...

CAPTAIN ASH:
That's me!

ALL:
'tis he!

CAPTAIN ASH:
That's me!

ALL:
'tis he!

CAPTAIN ASH:
It's who?!

ALL:
It's you!

CAPTAIN ASH:
Just kidding, I knew
It's meeeeeeeeeeeee!

RUDDOCK:
Good shanty, sir!

[Amion]

You guys just win for these. Period.

[MechLife]

Haha, these are great!

[SadistikChick3n]

Posted this a long time ago on some other thread. Hope you like.

THE DEGWIN'S FACE
(To the tune of Der Fuehrer's Face)

Earthsphere resident Spike Jones joyfully demonizes the Zeon.

When the Degwin says we are the master race
We SIEG SIEG right in the Degwin's face
Not to love the Degwin is a great disgrace
So we SIEG SIEG right in the Degwin's face

When the Deikun says we must move into space
We SIEG SIEG right in the Deikun's face
When the Gihren says they'll never drop this place
We SIEG SIEG right in the Gihren's face

Are we not the Newtype men?
Zeonic Newtype men?
Yes we are the Newtype men
(super duper Newtype men)
Is this Zeon land so good
Would you leave it if you could
Yes, this Zeon land is good
We wouldn't leave it if we could
We bring the world to order
Sieg Zeon's new world order!
Everyone of Earth and space
Will love the Degwin's face
When we bring to the world this order!

[MechWarrior86]

Ohhh my hehehe these are so great!