Mecha Talk

For anyone who has an awesome mecha anime or sci fi song parody to post. I will inaugurate it with a few of mine as examples. Just make sure you mention what song you're parodizing, 'cuz, I mean, it's not all that funny if you don't know what you're making fun of.

THEY DROVE ME CRAZY
To the tune of "(You Drive Me) Crazy" by Britney Spears.
Dedicated to Gundam's passel of female murderous psychopaths, and the emo teenage boys who love them anyway.
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Baby, I'm gonna kill you
They screwed my brain up, what can you do?
Baby, when I look around, oh
I just see targets, gotta shoot 'em all down

Every time you look at me
I'm not the same girl that I used to be
Even still, you say my name
Thinkin' that you'll get through to my messed-up brain

They drove me crazy, and gave me guns
And now I'm shooting at everyone
Oh-oh-oh, crazy, a romantic plight
'cuz now I'll just blow up everyone in sight

Tell me, you'll try to save me
Despite the depopulated cities
Tell me, you won't put me down, oh
Though I just killed your entire hometown

Got a WMD
No offense, but all this power's hard to beat!

They drove me crazy, and let me fly
Too bad they were the first ones to die
Oh-oh-oh, crazy, now I'll burn the sky
And all you'll do the next episode is cry

Crazy, but kind of cute
And fanboys love me, 'cuz I've got boobs
Crazy, committin' war crimes
Until you make up your mind...

They drove me crazy (and they set me loose)
If you can save me, I'll get the noose
Oh-oh-oh, crazy (and that's 'cuz no one cares)
'cuz I mowed down people like they just weren't there

They drove me crazy (at least they're dead now, baby)
Yeah...
Oh-oh-oh, crazy, and it ends tonight
Only thing I know how to do now is fight
'cuz now I'll just blow up everyone in sight



GUNDAM BOY
To the tune of "Piano Man" by Billy Joel.
After the One Year War, Amuro gets a job at a bar...
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It's one o'clock in the morning
The battle alert's screamin' in
And the captain, he looks straight at me
Because I am our last hope to win

He says, "Kid, you're too tired, you need to sleep
But that Zaku refuses to die
Yes, it's red and it's fast and you're all that can blast
That ZOINKS thing out of the sky"

La, la la, di de da
Da da, di de da, da da

Blow up some Zeeks, you're the Gundam boy
Blow up some Zeeks tonight
Well, you're too young to be on this battleship
But it looks like you're stuck here alright

Well, Bright on the bridge is a jerk to me
He always smacks me and sneers
And he shouts and he yells and he curses and screams
Like there's someplace that he'd rather be
He says, "Maybe your dad should've hit you more!"
And he slaps me across the face
He says, "Feel free to hate me, but do your job
Or I'll throw your dumb ass into space"

Oh, la la la, di de da
Da da, di de da, da da

Now, Frau at the comm is a refugee
Who decided that she had to fight
And she takes care of children we never got rid of
She's not gone nuts yet, but she might

Oh, and Mirai's all cozy with Bright now
Oh, while Sleggar is off looking stoned
Oh, and Hayato still pines for Frau
Oh, and Kai is a bachelor right now

Blow up some Zeeks, you're the Gundam boy
Blow up some Zeeks tonight
Well, you're so full of angst and reluctance
But if you want us to feed you, you'll fight

It's a pretty small crew for a battleship
Well, no wonder Bright never smiles
'cuz he knows that we're deep in ZOINKS up to our knees
In a land that is run by the Zeeks
And the Gundam, it sounds like a thunderstorm
And the cockpit smells like armpit hair
And they sit on the bridge and they scream and they bitch
And say "Hey, the Gelgoog's over there!"

Oh, la la la, di de da
La la, di de da, da da

Blow up some Zeeks, you're the Gundam boy
Blow up some Zeeks tonight
Though you're too young to be on this battleship
You're screwed because you're a Newtype



AEUG
To the tune of "YMCA" by the Village People.
Desperate to recruit more impressionable angsty youngsters with short tempers, the AEUG puts its recruiting pitch into a catchy pop format...
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Titans beat ya down to the ground
I said young man, your face they love to pound
I said young man, they took over your town
And you sure do look unhappy

Young man, there's a group you should know
I said young man, Anaheim gives them dough
You can stay there, and since you’ll have to fight
You will probably die tonight

It's fun to be in the A-E-U-G
It's fun to be in the A-E-U-G
They have everything, Nemo and Rick Dias
You can hang out with Bright Noah
It's fun to be in the A-E-U-G
It's fun to be in the A-E-U-G
You can hear Camille scream, live in ships painted teal
Just ignore all the angst you feel

Young man, are ya listenin’ to me?
I said young man, what do you wanna be?
I said young man, put aside all your dreams
'cuz you've got to fight the Titans
No man can gas the 30 Bunch
I said young man, put your pride on the shelf
And just join us, we're the A-E-U-G
I'm sure you can help us today

It's fun to be in the A-E-U-G
It's fun to be in the A-E-U-G
They have everything, Nemo and Rick Dias
You can hang out with Bright Noah
It's fun to be in the A-E-U-G
It's fun to be in the A-E-U-G
You can hear Camille scream, live in ships painted teal
Just ignore all the angst you feel

Young man, I was once in your shoes
I say, young man, I was all black and blue
'cuz the Titans didn't want me alive
I felt the Earth Sphere was so jive

That's when Quattro came up to me
And said, “Young man, take a walk up the street
There's a group there called the A-E-U-G
Their souls aren't weighed by gravity”

It's fun to be in the A-E-U-G
It's fun to be in the A-E-U-G
They have everything, Nemo and Rick Dias
You can hang out with Bright Noah

A-E-U-G
It's fun to be in the A-E-U-G
Young man, young man, there's no need to feel down
Because Titans beat you down to the ground

A-E-U-G
And just join us, the A-E-U-G
Young man, young man, I was once in your shoes
'cuz the Titans had me all black and blue

A-E-U-G
A-E-U-G
A-E-U-G
A-E-U-G



IN THE TITANS
To the tune of "In the Navy" by The Village People.
The Titans counter the AEUG with a flamingly gay recruiting song of their own...
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Where can you find pleasure
Massacre for leisure
Use Newtype technology
Where can your ass be
Handed by Bask Om to you
In space on the Doggose Gier
Where can you learn to die
Because of teens who cry
Learn how to worthlessly scream
Sign up for the black-shirts
Know a new world of hurt
When Titans and AEUG meet

In the Titans
Yes, the world is beneath your boot!
In the Titans
Yes, you'll get violated too!
In the Titans
Let's all watch Jerid Messa dance!
In the Titans, in the Titans
Can't you see he needs a hand?
In the Titans
Let's drop stuff on the motherland!
In the Titans
Come on and kill your fellow man
In the Titans
Just do it or you'll make Bask mad
In the Titans, in the Titans, in the Titans

We want you, we want you
We want you as a new jackboot

If you like to get killed
Or you want some cheap thrills
Don't wait, join us straight away
You'll meet Jamaican
Rosamia, who's makin'
All her bosses go insane
Maybe you are too young
To join up today, but
Don't you worry 'bout a thing
For I'm sure the Newtype
Labs are always looking
For new experimentees

In the Titans
Yes, the world is beneath your boot!
In the Titans
Yes, you'll get violated too!
In the Titans
Let's all watch Jerid Messa dance!
In the Titans, in the Titans
Can't you see he needs a hand?
In the Titans
Let's drop stuff on the motherland!
In the Titans
Come on and kill your fellow man
In the Titans
Just do it or you'll make Bask mad
In the Titans, in the Titans, in the Titans (in the Titans)

We want you, we want you
We want you as a new jackboot
Who, me?
We want you, we want you
We want you as a new jackboot

But, but, but I'm afraid of Gundams!
Hey, hey, look man
Man, I get scared even watchin' it on TV!
We want you, we want you in the Titans
Oh my goodness
What am I gonna do in a Marasai?
We want you, we want you in the Titans

In the Titans
Yes, the world is beneath your boot!
In the Titans
Yes, you'll get violated too!
In the Titans
Let's all watch Jerid Messa dance!
In the Titans, in the Titans
Can't you see he needs a hand?
In the Titans
Drop stuff on the motherland!
In the Titans
Come on and kill your fellow man
In the Titans
Just do it or you'll make Bask mad
In the Titans, in the Titans, in the Titans (in the Titans)



DIE DIE DIE
To the tune of "Bye Bye Bye" by 'N Sync.
Dedicated to the various characters in various Gundam media who die for no other reason than the writer wanting to kill them.
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Hey hey, die die die

I'm killing you tonight
In the middle of a great big fight
I'll make it a gross sight
Decapitated

I know you fell in love
She was sent from above
But now you'll have to die
And she'll be alone

I know you really like that girl, and life is fine
But our hero won't grow up unless you all die die die

Don't wanna let you see this through
You're just another sprocket in my marketing tool
You may hate me, but it's time to die, baby, time to die
The point is just to make it tough
Your model sales just simply are not good enough
You've gone crazy, now it's time to die, baby, die die die

I'll just trap you in a room
With an exploding mobile suit
So give me one good reason, to let you live

You love him endlessly
A touching story, but, you see
Production values go down once you're gone

I know you really like that guy, you're on Cloud Nine
But our ratings won't go up unless you all die die die

Don't wanna let you see this through
You're just another sprocket in my marketing tool
You may hate me, but it's time to die, baby, time to die
The point is just to make it tough
Your model sales just simply are not good enough
Drove you crazy, now it's time to die, baby, die die die

I'll blow you out the airlock door
I don't wanna have to write your stupid lines no more
You're checkin' out, you're signin' off
Maybe bullets, maybe poison, or your head's blown off

All my notes here call for you
To get sliced in two
So I'm killing you tonight

(Die die die) I don't really find this tough
And you've seen enough
So I'm killing you now, baby

Don't wanna let you see this through
You're just another sprocket in my marketing tool (You are just another cog)
Now it's time to die, baby, time to die
The point is just to make it tough
Your model sales just simply are not good enough
Now you're crazy, so it's time to die
Die die die

The original post featuring Bask Frohm is lost to the sands of time, but I managed to recover the lyrics to his theme song that I came up with.

THEME FROM "BASK"
To the tune of "Theme from 'Shaft'" by Isaac Hayes.
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Who's dumber than a sack of bricks
That's a sex machine to all the chicks?
(Baskl!)
Ya damn right!

Who is the man that would risk his neck
For Jamaican?
(Bask!)
Can you dig it?

Who's the cat that won't cop out
When there's AEUG all about?
(Bask!)
Right On!

They say this cat Bask is a bad mother-
(Shut your mouth!)
I'm talkin' 'bout Bask.
(Then we can dig it!)

He's a complicated man
But no one understands him but his Hymem.
Bask Om!

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YES Bask Frohm I missed him so.

I suppose this belongs here as well? To the tune of 'Still Alive', roughly. (I don't think I corrected it really.)

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Crazy Gundam chicks

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And believe me I am still alive.
I'm doing science and I'm still alive.
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
While you're dying I'll be still alive.
And when you're dead I will be still alive.

Still alive
Still alive

-Still Alive, Portal

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Crazy gundam chicks.
We're making a note here:
MUCH DISTRESS
You can't begin to fathom how
screwed we are.
Psycho gundam chicks
We kill who we want
because we can.
Out of fear or vengeance against all those
Who killed the ones that we loved.
There's just no use trying
to forgive and forget.
We just keep on killing
Till its time to medicate.
And dark justice gets done.
And we shoot a neat gun.
To kill the bastards who are
Still alive


I'm beyond angry.
It's more a psychotic rage right now.
Even though you found my heart
To save me.
I'll tear you to pieces.
And throw the world into a fire.
As it burns I'll laugh so much.
Why aren't you happy for me?
Now these fleshy embers make
a beautiful sky.
And we're changing the world
we'll make it right this time.
So be glad it all burns,
Think of all the things they'll learn
Next time they try to harm me
and mine.

Don't you dare leave me.
Not now that you've come inside my heart.
Maybe you'll find someone else
to love you.
Maybe the bridge girl?
THAT WAS A JOKE, HA HA, THAT BITCH.
I'll kill her first, and quickly to
So you'll have nobody else.
Look at me still raving when there's fighting to do
When I fight out there
I'm everything to you.
I know it makes you sad
But there's vengeance to be had
Pray that when I am done
we're alive.


Psycho gundam chicks don't stick around.
We get killed and end up in the ground.
The madness spreads until you put us down.
To a most tragic fate I am bound.
I'll bring you grief but I beg, don't you frown.
Don't you frown.
Don't you frown.

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I'm sorry this letter is so long, but I did not have time to make it shorter. -Mark Twain

Official Jerid Fanboy

Great Gugga Mugga!! These songs are so funny! Bask Om.... who knew he was the Universal Century's first blaxploitation star?

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Taste the haste!

Blue Cosmos-Preserving a Pure Planet
Original song: We wish you a merry christmas (that old christmas carol; I think everyone knows it.)

We preserving a blue planet,
we preserving a pure planet,
we preserving a clean planet,
by killing coordinators

I'll kill that old man,
You get the dude 'cross the street.
He'll get the random lil' girl
at a music rehersal.1

Painful deaths we bring, to wannabe humans, 'cause we preserving a pure planet
that is blue as well.

So bring out your nukes,
And that NJammer Canceler.
And don't forget to change the batteries
In Djibril's Requiem.

We preserving a blue planet
We preserving a pure planet
but we really just like to kill
'Cause it's just fun.

*I know it's sorta out of rhyme...
Footnotes:
1.Refers to the Gundam Seed Episode (I forget which) where the masked dude (what's his name again?) tells about the Coordinators, Kira and the subsequent formation of Blue Cosmos.
EDIT: Additional note: Wouldn't it be great if somebody with a good voice records all of these songs? That'll be nice lol.

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Faithful soldier of the Hatsune Miku Scout Force

AVATAR: Zeig Soryu!

Because someone had to do it... The ending's a bit rough I'm afraid.

Prince Ali (Al-Saachez)
Original Song: Prince Ali from Disney's Aladdin

Make way for Prince Ali!
Say hey! It's Prince Ali!

Run away! Here he comes!
Ring alarms! Fangs a'come!
Are you gonna hate this guy!

Prince Ali! Psychotic he!
Ali Al-Saachez!
Genuflect, show some respect
For the goatee.

Now try your best to stay calm.
You don't wanna do him no wrong.
Cause he's a psychopath as you can see!

Prince Ali! Lunatic he!
Ali Al-Saachez!
Crazier than Katejina, definitely!

He faced Exia's Seven Swords
All of the Gundams and more
Who kicked them all to the floor?
Why Prince Ali!

He's made seventy-five-thousand widows.
And for wars he's started fifty-three.
When it comes to major character kills
Has he got a few!
I'm telling you, he's on a world-class killing spree!

Prince Ali! Murderous he!
Ali Al-Saachez!
When he smiles it's a sight quite
Frightning to see.

Well now he's finally here.
Adjust your will and prepare
For a new one to be teared by Prince Ali!

He's destroyed thirty-five major cities.
As for Jihad's he'll start them for free!
He's got bombs, he's got children as flunkies
All serving him, they'll die for him
They've been blinded with faith by Ali!

Prince Ali! Frightening he!
Ali Al-Saachez!
Cause his Arche's a sight scary to see
And that, good listener is why
It's really time now to say bye
With ten GN Fangs, a Buster Sword
Foot sabers and more
He beats all the aces, even Graham Aker
And especially Neil Dylandy
All bow to Prince Ali!

snrrrrrk "show some respect to the goatee"

I'm kinda surprised that nobody has done this already, actually. Awesome.

Inspired by Arsarcana, here's Prince Ali - The Reprise! Not sure who would take the role of Jafar...

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Prince Ali, yes it is he, but not as you knew him
Once the baddest of the bad, but now a flunky
A blast from Setsuna's past
The most vicious man in the cast!
But now reduced to a spaz, it's Prince Ali!

*insert images of Ali getting saved from death by Marina's stupid song*

Yes, Ali's destined to be another flunky
A sad fate not even saved by the goatee
His rivalries are all gone
He's just an Innovade pawn
And all his screentime is brief little clips
And he's just Evil Amuro's bitch
And his fights are shortened, his character thwarted
Killed by Lyle Dylandy
Farewell, ex-Prince Aaaaaaaaliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
*psychotic laughter*

/m/ already did, actually. Like, a long time ago. =/


Oh, I can think of many people who would be fun to watch sing it -- Ribbons, Hallelujah, Desu Desu, any one of them would do.

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I don't go to /m/. I look at it like smoking: better for your health to just not start in the first place. In fact, if I could epistemologically get away with not even acknowledging its existence, I would.

=P

giving this thread a cortisone shot, of life

FRIENDS ON THE OTHER SIDE
To the tune of "Friends on the Other Side" from Disney's The Princess and the Frog.
Kira has friends on the other side too.
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Don't you claim the spotlight, little man!
Don't you think your time's come to shine!
This is my world still, not your world
'cuz I've got friends on the other side
(He's got friends on the other side...)

Kira: That's the writers, gentlemen. Just Mitsuo and Chiaki messin' with the script again, bowin' to the fans, don't worry...

Sit still while my Gundam
Kicks your ass with ease
My autotargeting enables me to do
Anything I please

I survive explosions
I can program Gundams too
After SEED I pawned my heart and soul
(You do have a soul, don't ya, Rey?)
Dumped my personality too

I got gunpla, I got moola, in my fights I don't need to try!
'cuz I've got friends on the other side
(He's got friends on the other side)

The fans, the fans, the fans decide
Who's good, who's bad, who lives and who dies
The fans, the fans, they picked me
I've been sellin' gunpla since Two Thousand and Three

Now you, poor Shinn, you thought you were the star
You thought your stock and gunpla would go far
(Even I had trouble selling the Strike at first.)
Your screaming's loud
But your sales are low
So then I showed up out of nowhere and I ganked your show

Kira: Impulse Gundam wasn't so hot, was it?
Shinn: Oh, blow it out your ass.
Kira: Now our roles got all switched, but you just want the marquee, be the star of the show. But stardom...takes fans, heheheh.

It's the fans, it's the fans, it's the fans I rake
So when the writers sat down the choice was easy to make

On you, little clone, I don't wanna waste much breath
Your whole cliche's been done to death
Al Da Flaga cloned his brother and his sister and his mother
And with all these Mwu clones
We've got storylines for life!
But you weren't famous, so they called me
To beat you with beamspam hax and emo speech

Shake my hand.
Come on, boys, I pretty much own you anyway.

Yeeeeeeees...!
Are you ready? (Are you ready?)
Are you reeeeeady?
Alteration central! (Alteration central!)
Dislocation central! (Dislocation central!)
Confusing plotline central!
Can you feel it?
It's changin', it's changin', your show is all mine
To keep fans satisfied
But if they ain't, don't blame me!
They can blame my friends on the ooooootheeeeeer siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide!
(You got what you wanted, but the show's really bad!)
Hahahahahahahaha!

*hush*

This thread has so much win.

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Can we get someone to sing those especially the /m/en's Prince Ali and ShadowCell's Friends on the other side?

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I'm enjoying these Disney parodies...

If you take suggestions, how about "Poor Unfortunate Souls" with C.C. offering the contract to Lelouch?

Another good one for Lelouch would be "In the Dark of the Night" from Anastasia. (Alternatively, that one would also be a good fit for Char)

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April 7, 1979: The first episode of Mobile Suit Gundam premieres. Fanboys declare Gundam "Ruined FOREVER".

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

SIEG ZEON
To the tune of "Be Prepared" from Disney's The Lion King.
Gihren practices his speech with his minions. They suggested some, err, changes.
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I know that this war of attrition
Isn't going the way that we'd planned
But as bleak as things look, pay attention!
Triumph's in the palms of our hands

I know that the Feddies killed Garma
I know that they've got MS too
I know it must seem like it's karma
But we've got a trump card or two!

So prepare for a brand new offensive!
Be prepared for a glorious fight!
An end to this warfare is tiptoeing closer!

Gato:
And how 'bout the Gundam?

Gihren:
We'll send out the Big Zam!

I know it sounds awful
We've lost our ensemble
Of aces and Zakus and more
But transform your grief and carry on!
Sieg Zeoooooooooon!

Delaz:
Yeah, Sieg Zeon! We'll Sieg Zeon!...uh, for what?

Gihren:
For the death of the Sovereign!

Delaz:
What, is he sick?

Gihren:
No, fool. I mean, he's old. He's gonna kick the bucket sooner or later, if you know what I mean.

Delaz and Gato:
Yay! What a great idea! No sovereign, no sovereign, lalalalalaaaalaaaaa!

Gihren:
Idiots! There will be a sovereign!

Gato:
Uh, but you said--

Gihren:
I will be sovereign! Stick with me, and you'll never be two-bit OVA characters again!

Delaz, Gato, and assorted other Zeeks:
Yaaaaaay! Alright! Long live Gihren! Long live Gihren!

Assorted Zeeks:
It's great our commander's a genius
Even though he has ramped up the war

Gihren:
Of course, don't forget, once Dad's stardust
I'll be showing Kycilia what for

The future is open before us
And mankind belongs to Zeon
And I'm sure that you've all not forgotten
That I run the show from now on!

So prepare, for a Zeonic future!
Be prepared, for the Age of Zakus!
Gargantuan MA
(We'll have Goufs!)
And gigantic outlays
(And Gelgoogs!)
To build up my armies
(And some Doms!)
And my Solar Ra-ay!
(And Rick Doms!)
And that's just why I'll be
The one with the glory
And seen for the wonder I am!
Yes, turn grief into indignation!
Sieg Zeoooooooooooooon!

All:
Yes, turn grief into indignation!
Sieg Zeoooooooooooooooooooooooooon!
*evil laughter*



and, although I'm not as happy with this one...

POOR UNFORTUNATE SOULS
To the tune of "Poor Unfortunate Souls" from Disney's The Little Mermaid.
Why Lelouch didn't see this coming, I'll never know.
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CC:
The only way to get what you want is to make my fondest wish come true.

Lelouch:
What, really?

CC:
My poor, skinny, pretentious little boy! That's what I do! That's what I exist for! To help people facing down a platoon of bloodthirsty soldiers, like yourself! Poor souls who just want the power to destroy the world...

I admit that this may cost you something awful
They're aren't kidding when they call me "green-haired witch"
But think about it and, you'll find my helping hand
Is the only way to get out of this pinch! True? Yes...

And I fortunately peddle Geass magic
It's a skill that, for a price, you can possess
And Your Highness, you may laugh, but I use it on behalf
Of dumb teenagers caught up in such a mess! (Like you!)

Poor unfortunate souls!
Just want to live
This one wants to crush Britannia, that one wants to be my slave
And do I help them? I should say!
Those poor unfortunate souls!
They come to me
They come rushing to me crying, "Give me power, CC, please!"
And I help them
For a fee!

Now it's happened once or twice
Someone just blew off the price
And I'm afraid they had to go, yes, all loco
Yes, their minds wound up impaired
But no one said that life is fair
To those poor unfortunate souuuuuuls!

CC:
Have we got a deal?

Lelouch:
Uh, actually, I'd like to hear more about this "minds wound up impaired" thing, if you don't mind.

CC:
Hey, look, those soldiers are going to shoot you and I'm your only way out. Life's full of tough choices, innit? Heheheh...oh, and there's still one more thing! We haven't discussed the subject of payment!

Lelouch:
But I don't have any--

CC:
Oh come on, this is a bargain! What I want from you is--pizza!

Lelouch:
...wait, pizza, what the--

CC:
And plus your friends, and your good name!
And don't underestimate the prominence of personal treachery! Ha!

The men up there aren't being very patient
They'll shoot you, go home, and call it a day
Yes, but if you want to live then you'll want me just to give
You the mighty mythic Power of the King!

Come on, they won't be stopped by petty conversation
And Britannia will not fall because of words
But with you and I a team, we'll tear up Britannia's seams
And you can have revenge on Daddy dear!

Come on, you poor unfortunate soul!
This is it, do or die!
I'm a badly wounded woman and I'm running out of time
It won't cost much, just your life!
You poor unfortunate soul!
It's sad, but real
If you want to crush Britannia, kid, you've got to make a deal
Grab my hand and give the word and then this contract will be sealed
(Taniguchi, now I've got him, bro!)
This witch is on a rooooooooooooooooll!

This poor, unfortunate souuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuul!

Tomato, and gouda
Come deliver pizza to me!
And parmesan, garlic
And cheese, pepperoni
And manicotti!

Now, go kill them.

Lelouch:
*gets up* Lelouch vi Britannia commands you...to die!

Soldiers:
*die*

CC:
Awesome.

Thank you so much for that!

Actually, it'd be cool to see a parody of "Hellfire" from The Hunchback of Notre Dame, but I can't for the life of me think of an appropriate character (I'm sure there's one out there).

(Also, I tried my hand at making a parody of He Drives Us Bats from the [i]Batman: The Brave and the Bold[/url] musical episode featuring Max Jenius from Macross, but I didn't get very far, at least in what spare time I had. One line sticks in my mind, though, "He's got no newtype powers! No super mecha hax!", so if anyone wants to take that and run with it, feel free.

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April 7, 1979: The first episode of Mobile Suit Gundam premieres. Fanboys declare Gundam "Ruined FOREVER".

Ya know, I've never seen ZZ, but Haman was the first character to come to mind.

I wrote a parody of that about Frollo actually getting with Esmeralda, only for karma to strike him in the least expected way. Haven't thought of a good mecha parody of that yet, though, but fortunately there's like a gazillion Disney movie songs to parody--although, as you can see, I'm rather partial to the villain's songs.

What we really need, though, is a couple of awesome singers and super hax animators to bring to life CC singing "Poor Unfortunate Souls" a la Ursula. The visuals I've got in my mind are amazing. CC dancing around the capsule she was stuck in, conjuring images of Mao and Charles, with the bleeding bullet hole still in her head...it's great.

We don't need a singer; somebody buy a copy of the Vocaloid program, install it and learn how to use it. Then use it to synthesize all of these songs. As for C.C. dancing, draw her in one pose, scan the pic, reverse it, and put it into MicroSoft Movie Maker and make it loop. Put the song in and you've got it.
Note: This is a sample of Vocaloid. It's scary how good the Japanese are at this kinda thing.

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