Pie Productions

[ORegan]

well, about two of you will probably remember my old art section that had my anti-MS portable Car of death. Anyways that one got deleted, probably months ago. So I'm gonna make a new one...since the old one got deleted.


So here's an actual one I did.

The Jenice Kai Heavy Weapons Type

Model number: RMS-006G
Code name: Jenice Kai Heavy Weapons Type
Unit type: High speed attack unit.
Manufacturer: Modified from original unit constructed by Space Revolutionary Army
Operator: N/A
First deployment: Pre A.W. 0015
Accommodation: pilot only, in standard cockpit in torso
Dimensions: head height 16.8 meters
Weight: empty 9.0 metric metric tons; max gross weight unknown
Armor materials: titanium alloy ceramic composite
Powerplant: ultracompact fusion reactor, power output rating unknown
Equipment and design features: sensors, range unknown
Fixed armaments: 2 x machine cannon, fire-linked, mounted in torso; 2 x vulcan gun, fire-linked, mounted in torso; beam saber, stored on main body, hand-carried in use; 3-barrel 35mm machine gun, clip-fed, mounts on left forearm; 2 x 4-tube large missile pod, mounted on shoulder hardpoints; 2-tube grenade launcher pack, mounted on left forearm machinegun; shield, mounted on right forearm hardpoint
Optional hand armaments: 100mm machine gun; beam rifle; launcher

Notes: A special unit designed by the SRA, this unit was made from modifying a standard Jenica Kai. Designed for a quick heavy assault, the unit has two large missile containers, and a grenade launcher to do quick a bit of damage to a small party of UNE mobile suits. When both the grenades and missiles are expended, the pilot can choose to eject them and continue fighting, becoming a bit more faster than with them.

To keep performance the same as a standard Jenice Kai, the unit has two hover jets attached to it's legs, which act as Septem legs. When it's bulkier weapons have been ejected, these hoverjets raise it above the performance of a Fire Wallaby. Unlike most SRA MS, this unit has a shield, but like all SRA MS, has the standard machine guns in the torso, as well as it can carry standard Jenice and Jenice Kai weapons. For additional firepower after it's explosives are gone, it has a 3 barrel machinegun.

[assault gundam]

nice designs and ideas but it is extremely rough

[Draco Starcloud]

No offense, but I chuckled at the missile launcher mounted on the forearm machinegun's clip.

[ORegan]

well I should note I have no artistic ability...at all. even in taking things and putting it together. I also don't plan on improving at all because I deem it impossible for me to do with paint

[ORegan]

Haven't been here for a while, but I decided to take out the designs from my sketch book filled with weapons of awesome destruction. I plan on updating this continually, and everything you will see are all weapons I plan on using to take over the world, and they are all effective against MS. By the way, they are all portable.

To start off the awesomeness, I must first put in my technological breakthrough, the portable wheel

You may ask yourself, "why...would you put wheels on a wheel?" the simple answer is: to make it portable. You see, one of the most common problem faced with wheels today is the going flat. I have fixed this problem by adding wheels on wheels. The smaller wheels roll on the larger wheel, and even if one wheel does go flat, there is enough force and surface are of the two wheels next to it to keep it stable. Also, I did make a design flaw on the sketch, the needlessly large wheel at the top was made too big, so picture it a bit smaller.

[Hyakushiki]

You're attempting to reinvent the wheel?!:shock:
You know, the description of how it works had a very Douglas Adams feel to it.

[ShadowCell]

What if all the smaller wheels go flat?

I discern a flaw.

[ORegan]

then there's the big wheel to take the job Besides, like all wheels of today, the tires of the smaller ones can be taken off, replaced, inflated, and balanced in a matter of minutes, because each wheel is replaceable.

[ShadowCell]

Blasphemy! I demand that you attach a new layer of wheels to the layer of wheels attached to the wheel.

And when those wheels go flat, attach a new layer of wheels to the layer of wheels attached to the layer of wheels attached to the wheel. And so on and so forth until looking at my tires is like looking into a kaleidoscope.

[Wedge14]

I'd also make one up with whitewalls.

Nothing speaks class more then a Hawaiian shirt, sandals and khaki shorts then whitewalls.

[EZero8]

then there's the big wheel to take the job Besides, like all wheels of today, the tires of the smaller ones can be taken off, replaced, inflated, and balanced in a matter of minutes, because each wheel is replaceable.

Kinda defeats the purpose of the smaller wheels dont you think? The big wheel is replaced in the same way.

[ORegan]

shadow: do you want each layer to be different colors as well so when the roll, they make a nice sexy pattern?

EZ: with my design, the tires would have to be replaced less frequently.

Well, might as well show off my only design using a primitive portable wheel system

The Portable Automobile made by BMW.

This is my first weapon that will be used in my conquest of the world. It is able to battle mobile suits and tanks alike with optimum efficiency.

As you can see by looking at the wheels, I was not joking when I said it was a primitive version of my portable wheel design. instead of the wheels rolling 360 degrees around the large wheel, these wheels are stationary, and are propelled by the larger wheels. The PA has all wheel drive to propel the front and rear evenly.

It is powered with a newly designed engine, called the Tetris Engine. the TE operates like most ICE's(Internal Combustion Engine) except for the fact that the pistons are in the middle square, while the camshaft is on the longer top rectangle, with the crankshaft on the lower rectangle. This system allows more under engine room for the axles and steering system.

The Evil Trailer contains evil equipment that is transported to my ground forces.

The headlights have been replaced with torpedo launchers to attacks any sea to land amphibious mobile weapons.

In conditions in which it is necessary to ram into ground forces or mobile suits, the front bumper has been fitted with a cheese grater like weapon in which to cut down the ground forces and tear through MS armor.

For ranged assaults, a mega cannon launcher is installed where the doors typically would be. These launchers and rotate 180 degrees both horizontally and vertically.

To disrupt communication between enemy forces, I have installed an antennae of doom that plays Barbara Streisand. It is both an effective weapon in crippling communication, causing the enemy to commit suicide, and can also receive the porn station that I'm too cheap to pay for.

And who will pilot such a weapon? Clowns. Even though I hate clowns with a passion, they have been an effective killing force for centuries. To keep them away from me, I have no installed doors, and the glass is clown proof.

VICTORY SHALL BE MINE!

[Hyakushiki]

Barbara Streisand?! You truly have a black heart! With this much concentrated evil, is this thing Zankatou-proof? You know what Sanger's gonna do to it.

[ShadowCell]

shadow: do you want each layer to be different colors as well so when the roll, they make a nice sexy pattern?

I don't care, as long as the end result is a preposterous degree of portability.

Prepostability!

[EZero8]

Well, might as well show off my only design using a primitive portable wheel system

The Portable Automobile made by BMW.

This is my first weapon that will be used in my conquest of the world. It is able to battle mobile suits and tanks alike with optimum efficiency.

That pic is made of win... unlimited brownie points for O'Regan.

[mcred23]

The Portable Automobile made by BMW.

Well... it's official: ORegan is the next Hitler.


Seriously, you've got to be deranged or a few cans short of a six pack or something, 'cause that thing is cwazy.

[ORegan]

somehow I take being called the next Hitler as a compliment But for the record, I have all six cans, I'm just missing the plastic thingy that holds it all together.

Anyways, here are some revamps of the design, because I'm a whore for attention.

Drawn on paint

Drawn on paint with color

Wedge Custom

Shadowcell Custom drawn in my notebook

Shadowcell custom on paint without color

Shadowcell custom with color

[ShadowCell]

All that wheel needs is an axle to become the Ultimate Weapon to destroy your clown car. That's instant epilepsy right there.

[ORegan]

Be careful! it's still in beta testing a rack and pinion steering system, no telling what will happen if you add in the axle! That's why the clown car only uses parrallegram steering, there is too much power from both the axle and steering that the brakes are ineffective.

[OddlucK]

I think that wheel design, in all its brilliance, calls for an entirely new steering system--Fractal-Wiggle Rocketry, or what the French will call "Fraggle Rock." I'd be happy to be a part of the design crew... for a small, phenominal fee, of course.